Hold My Beer-Trace Adkins

[00:05.45]“Ah, dearly beloved, [00:09.15]We’re gathered up in here today to join in holy monogamy [00:13.91]This here feller and this ol’ gal that he brought with him.” [00:17.33] [00:19.19]The weddin’ chapel couldn’t get more packed [00:22.68]The love birds were dressed in white and black [00:27.75]The preacher turned to the groom and asked [00:31.33]Him to slip the ring on her left hand [00:35.79]He turned to his best man and said [00:39.18] [00:39.95]Hold my beer [00:43.94]This won’t take long [00:48.27]And I want it back [00:51.92]And I don’t want it gone [00:56.56]I trust ya, buddy, here [01:00.43]Hold my beer [01:02.63] [01:04.46]“I now pronounce you, ‘Ya’ll’.” [01:08.14] [01:10.51]They cut the cake and they poured champagne [01:14.18]They macarana’d and formed a train [01:18.63]But it crashed right into the groom’s old flame [01:22.84]As she came crashin’ in [01:26.66]The new bride just kinda grinned and said [01:30.41] [01:31.06]Hold my beer [01:35.37]This won’t take long [01:39.46]And I want it back [01:43.27]And I don’t want it gone [01:47.79]I trust ya, honey, here [01:51.88]Hold my beer [01:53.78] [01:56.37]When the catfight broke up [01:59.06]The band broke into some Haggard and Hank and some Cash [02:05.47]When somebody’s cousin that nobody knew [02:09.45]Yelled, “What’s with this hillbilly crap?” [02:14.07]You could’ve heard a pin drop [02:15.98]And then [02:16.75] [02:17.36]Hold my beer [02:20.45]This won’t take long [02:24.68]And I want it back [02:28.25]And I don’t want it gone [02:32.93]Somebody, [02:33.78]Hold my beer [02:37.45]This won’t take long [02:41.78]And I want it back [02:45.44]And I don’t want it gone [02:50.05]I trust ya, buddy, here [02:54.00]Hold my beer [02:56.04] [02:58.76]“Yeah, no, no just hold it. [03:02.42]No, I wasn’t givin’ it for you to drink. [03:05.87]No. It’s gone now. [03:08.68]Never ask the preacher to hold your beer.” [03:14.22]