Rapper's Delight (The Bewitched Hands Remix)-Dan the Automator

[00:06.00]Ha Ha [00:08.00]Turn me up a little bit [00:11.00]Haha [00:12.00]What'cha know about it [00:15.00]What'cha know about it [00:16.00]Uh [00:17.00]Uh [00:18.00]I said a hip hop the hippie [00:20.00]The hippie to the hip hip a hop and ya don't stop [00:23.00]Rock on baby bubba to the boogety bang bang [00:25.00]The boogie to the boogety beat [00:27.00]Now what'chu hear is not a test I'm a rappin' to the beat [00:32.00]It's just me the groove and my squad [00:34.00]We gonna try to move your feet [00:36.00]See I am the Doctor Spock and I'd like to say hello [00:40.00]To the black to the white the red and the brown [00:42.00]The purple and yellow [00:44.00]Well first, I gotta [00:45.00]Bang bang the boogie to the boogie [00:46.00]Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie [00:48.00]Let's rock (rock) [00:50.00]You don't stop [00:51.00]Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock [00:53.00]Now, so far you heard my voice [00:55.00]But I brought 2 friends along [00:57.00]And next on the mic is my man E [00:59.00]Come on E sing that song [01:02.00]Well I'm imp the dip [01:03.00]The ladies pimp [01:04.00]The womens fight for my delight [01:06.00]'Cuz im the grandmaster with the 3 MCs [01:08.00]That shocked ya house for the young ladies [01:10.00]And when ya come inside into the front [01:12.00]And you do the freak spank and you do the bump [01:14.00]But when a sucka MCs tryin to prove a point [01:16.00]They trust this trio and with this serious joint [01:19.00]And from sun to sun and from day to day [01:21.00]I sit back and write a brand new rhyme [01:23.00]Because they say that lyricals never cease [01:25.00]I created a devastated masterpiece [01:27.00]I'm gonna rock the mic 'til you can't resist [01:29.00]Everybody!! I said it goes like this [01:32.00]See I was comin home late one dark afternoon [01:34.00]Reporter stopped me for an interview [01:36.00]She said she heard stories and she heard fables [01:38.00]That I Mrs. On the mic [01:40.00]This young reporter I did adore [01:42.00]Start rockin through this rhyme like I never did before [01:44.00]She said "hey fly guy" I'm in love with you [01:47.00]Said that casanova legs you musta been through [01:49.00]I said by the way baby what's your name? [01:51.00]She said I go by the name of Lois Lane [01:53.00]And you could be my boyfriend you truly can [01:55.00]Just let me cut my boyfriend called Superman [01:57.00]I said he's a fairy I do suppose [02:00.00]Flyin' through the air in pantyhose [02:02.00]He may be very ***y or even cute [02:04.00]But he look like a sucka in a blue & red suit [02:06.00]I said I need a man who got finesse [02:08.00]And his whole name across his chest [02:10.00]He may be able to fly all through the night [02:12.00]But he can't rock a party through the early light [02:14.00]He can't satisfy you with his little worm [02:17.00]But I can bust you out with my Supersperm [02:19.00]I go do it [02:20.00]I go do it [02:21.00]I go do it - do it - do it [02:23.00]And I'm here [02:24.00]And I'm there [02:25.00]And I'm big bad E and I'm everywhere [02:28.00]So just throw your hands up in the air [02:30.00]And party hard like you just don't care [02:32.00]And just do it and don't stop y'all [02:34.00]Tick a tock y'all and ya don't stop [02:35.00]It goes hotel, motel, whatcha gonna do today [02:40.00]I'm gonna get the fly girl gonna get some spankin' [02:42.00]Drive off with a Def OJ [02:44.00]Everybody go hotel, motel, Holiday Inn [02:49.00]I say, if your girl start actin' up [02:51.00]Then you take her friend [02:53.00]I say, skip, dive, what can I say [02:55.00]I can't fit them all inside my OJ [02:57.00]So I just take half, and bust 'em out [02:59.00]Leave the rest to Master Gee so he can shock the house [03:02.00]Well I'm the M - A - S - the T - E - R a G with the double E [03:06.00]I said I go by the unforgettable name [03:08.00]Of the man they call the Keith Murray, well [03:11.00]My name is known all over the world [03:12.00]By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls [03:15.00]I'm goin down in history [03:17.00]As the badest rapper there ever could be [03:19.00]Now I'm feelin the highs and your feelin the lows [03:21.00]The beat start gettin' into your soul [03:23.00]You start snappin' your fingers and stompin' your feet [03:25.00]And moving your body to the sure shot beat [03:28.00]And then DAMN! You start doin' the freak [03:29.00]I mean DAMN! Right outta your seat [03:31.00]And then you throw your hands high in the air [03:34.00]Your rockin' to the beat and shake your derriere [03:36.00]Your rockin' to the beat without a care [03:38.00]Because the shore shot MCs for the affair [03:40.00]Now I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang [03:42.00]But I rap to the beat just the same [03:44.00]I gotta slim face and the bear brown eyes [03:47.00]All I'm here to do, ladies, is hypnotize [03:49.00]I said a on and a on a on on a on [03:51.00]The beat don't stop till the break of dawn [03:53.00]I said a on and a on a on on a on [03:55.00]Like a hot butta pop ta pop to pop hippie hippie [03:58.00]Pop ta pop pop you don't dare stop [04:00.00]Come alive y'all and gimme what'cha got