Pet Peeves-Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

[00:10.506]Fair weather associates [00:12.364]You better, watch how close they get [00:15.102]It's the, fair weather associates [00:17.646]You better, watch how close they get [00:20.367]It's the, fair weather associates [00:22.771]You better, watch how close they get [00:25.533]It's the, fair weather associates [00:28.036]You better, watch how close they get [00:31.361]We all know FWA's, how they lay [00:34.103]Cause they figure if you're bumpin the pays [00:35.972]In the long run, and it's all fun in their eyes [00:38.807]They must be on one how they prepare lies [00:41.258]Get up close make you think [00:42.530]You the host of the ceremonies [00:44.200]Why you ain't peepin' like [00:45.396]A doggy mark his territory [00:47.011]They're never there for me [00:48.121]When I need a little boost [00:49.600]Because of who you are [00:50.765]They can get a little juice [00:52.100]Then they like to seemingly [00:53.234]Leans up on your shoulders [00:54.646]Otherwise he's steppin' on toes gettin' over [00:57.218]Flappin' his molars, talkin' 'bout he owe you [00:59.804]Every time he smoke [01:00.783]He don't show you no love [01:02.341]And be the first fool with his lips on the blunt [01:04.685]If he persists to front [01:05.938]I'ma commenced to dump, be careful [01:08.012]When you make a little something that's yours [01:09.974]Cause a lot of these predators [01:11.230]Want yours to be theirs [01:12.730]Or at least own a share just by bein' there [01:15.123]I be on some hermit skit [01:16.436]And fools think I'm square now [01:18.103]There's an interesting way to look at it [01:20.218]I look at them as bein' fake [01:21.513]The way they took advantage [01:22.926]Speaking on the crooks of the planet [01:24.751]Who claim they got game [01:26.103]Yeah you the game and they the hunter [01:27.799]Just one more [01:28.971]Fair weather associates [01:30.710]You better, watch how close they get [01:33.448]It's the, fair weather associates [01:35.932]You better, watch how close they get [01:47.787]Hey whassup man, this is D-E-L once again [01:51.105]I'm here to tell you a little story about [01:52.581]This ************ [01:53.436]Who keep runnin' his big ass mouth [01:55.491]You don't know me, ************ [01:57.408]Shut your ass up 'fore I slap the lips [01:59.521]Off your ************' face [02:01.774]Man, you got a big ass mouth! [02:04.081]You know what? [02:05.055]Fools is hella talkative [02:06.506]Saying how I walk and live [02:07.734]Always trying to start the kid [02:09.086]Wishin' that we all can give [02:10.228]A small interview, just a subterfuge [02:12.931]Wanna hook up with you [02:13.756]So they can say 'whatchu do' [02:15.199]Get your own life, live your own legacy [02:17.800]Why you wanna spread my rees [02:19.079]Talking 'bout my girls pregnancy? [02:20.888]Professor [02:21.663]I guess you never learned your lesson [02:23.018]When you saw me out drinkin' at the bar [02:24.854]You said I was ***in' this other ho, Chuck D [02:27.730]What a brother know about my beeswax [02:29.631]Runnin' off with your feedback [02:31.300]Who I smoked **** with? [02:32.578]Who I smoked crack with? (False) [02:33.840]How I ***ed every girl you know [02:35.343]Without no prophylactic [02:36.775]Fool, I'll be in the house and that's it [02:38.847]On the rap tip or studyin', unlike you [02:41.562]You quite new, no game [02:42.966]I understand you a youngster [02:44.698]Wanna be hustler, undercover buster [02:47.324]Can't believe I trusted ya [02:48.581]But that goes to show [02:49.658]How fools fold getting jelly off the dough, yo! [02:52.413]"Del's rich Del's ***** got zero [02:54.615]Cause Del's a hero [02:55.758]Del's a weirdo because he do ******'" [02:57.877]Ain't got no idea where Teren's been [02:59.646]I should take it to pugilism, so [03:01.242]I can fuse your vision with some realness [03:03.084]Instead of these fake phony stories [03:04.834]You be glorifyin' [03:05.741]Don't you know that many more are dyin'? [03:07.455]From the fatal disease [03:08.782]Called runnin' them choppers [03:10.294]In front of females, or on front of the coppers [03:12.950]You only do this **** [03:13.870]Cause you be wanting your propers [03:15.509]Somebody's gonna get steamed [03:16.764]And run up and pop ya [03:18.054]You exercise your choppers really [03:19.512]Choo choo choo [03:20.699]You exercise your choppers off [03:21.938]Some brand new news [03:23.316]Your molars bite, your canines tear [03:26.021]Whether it's false or true [03:28.502]You exercise your choppers [03:30.591]Like some gossipin' fool. [03:32.757]You know what? [03:33.723]You get your little notices [03:34.983]From bumpin' your gums [03:36.156]When you should be concentratin' [03:37.497]On lumpin' your sums [03:38.716]Got to show your little ass [03:40.009]When company comes [03:41.449]Cause We From The Crew [03:42.615]That You Wanna Be From [03:44.137]You get your little notices [03:45.471]From bumpin' your gums [03:46.633]When you should be concentratin' [03:47.870]On lumpin' your sums [03:49.221]Got to show your little ass [03:50.574]When company comes [03:51.840]Cause We From The Crew [03:53.127]That You Wanna Be From! BIOTCH! [04:12.337]Followers, **** swallowers [04:14.542]No power over themselves, blindness [04:16.901]Don't take it as a diss [04:17.999]Take it as an act of kindness [04:19.391]We wanna be in front [04:20.444]While you fools is behind us [04:21.990]Or you gonna live your whole life [04:23.634]With blindness on your eyelids? [04:25.235]Pretty boys fakin' like they grinders [04:27.288]First off, you a buster so mind us [04:29.423]On the street with your crack [04:30.865]Thinkin' your a timer [04:31.987]Co-signin', findin' it ain't workin' [04:34.377]Fiends is perkin', I seen you on Perkins [04:36.855]Fools chirpin' around the blocks with glocks [04:38.946]And you, really ain't ready for the plot they got [04:41.401]It's unbelievable the way [04:42.595]They leave your skull on the pavement [04:44.213]Snatch up your scrilla as soon as you made it [04:46.521]You could be layin' dead [04:47.747]Instead you play dead [04:49.144]So they would quit whoopin' your ass [04:50.728]You get, put in the past [04:51.985]Tryin' to keep up with the Jones' like the mass [04:54.216]N.C. baby, means you got no class [04:56.937]Poser - "Aw what *****? [04:58.125]Man, I be on the flat lands all the time, *****. [05:00.641]I-I ain't even trippin!" [05:01.916]Del - "Man you from the hills though [05:03.310]Man, what you doin?" [05:04.016]Poser - "Aww ***** you don't know *****. [05:06.767]*****, I'm following ******." [05:08.579]Del - "You trippin' man." [05:09.845]Poser - "Man I be grindin' and chillin' [05:11.562]*****, I was rolling dice the other day *****." [05:13.507]Del - "You need to take your ass to school." [05:14.877]Poser - "Aww" [05:16.728]Followers, **** swallowers [05:18.923]No power over themselves, blindness [05:21.300]Don't take it as a diss [05:22.331]Take it as an act of kindness [05:23.792]We wanna be in front [05:24.824]While you fools is behind us [05:26.367]Are you gonna live your whole life [05:27.920]With blindness on your eyelids? [05:29.754]("Dude, that ain't me, dude") [05:31.173]You bite somebody's style [05:32.302]It's invitin' like a child, you cling to it [05:34.663]I hear it, hmmm, it's got a ring to it [05:37.043]If that's your thing do it [05:38.338]At least you claim you ain't down [05:39.689]With that hiphop shoobeedoobee [05:41.555]Which is fine cause my click say you booty [05:43.680]You a white kid, your mom said I'm a mooley [05:45.843]Now you talking 'bout [05:46.824]Pass the doobie and the toolie [05:48.398]Got your raps and your gat pointed at yours truly [05:50.925]Talking 'bout you gonna school me, who me? [05:53.014]Here's a little jewel like a ruby [05:54.533]Since you talkin' like you knew me [05:56.100]Playing a role that's straight out a movie [05:58.307]Acting unruly [05:59.326]And your neighbors call SOO-WEEE [06:01.115]To the pigs then they fling you in the brig [06:03.137]Leave gang bangin' to the real gat holders [06:05.630]Or real black soldiers who you don't know of [06:07.742]Who don't show love with [06:08.750]All you sun, and your thun [06:10.088]Cause they know where you from [06:11.247]You from Oakland, you rich [06:12.523]And you ain't from the slums [06:13.867]Your pops is a politician [06:15.447]So why being a criminal is your three wishes [06:18.088]Used up, do what comes naturally [06:20.593]Quit playing a role that don't even have to be [06:23.158]You slippin' [06:24.139]Poser - "Dude, I ain't slippin', man [06:25.136]I'm from the town too, man [06:26.148]I'm from the Oakland hills dude. [06:27.716]That's East Oakland, blood. [06:28.827]You don't even know, man." [06:29.776]Del - "Man, you trippin' man." [06:30.692]Poser - "I ain't trippin' dude. [06:31.555]Why you trying to step to me like [06:32.581]You know, you somethin' man? What up?" [06:33.661]Del - "Yap, yap, yap, yap." [06:34.704]Poser - "Whatever dude, whatever." [06:36.276]Del - "All in my ear with that yappin' [06:37.997]Man, you trippin'." [06:38.617]Poser - "I'll keep at it to! Wassup?" [06:40.473]Del - "What!? You gonna get hard? [06:42.271]What you talkin' about fool?" [06:43.619]Poser - "Hey, you never know." [06:55.810]Followers, **** swallowers [06:58.012]No power over themselves, blindness [07:00.312]Don't take it as a diss [07:01.470]Take it as an act of kindness [07:02.853]We wanna be in front [07:03.887]While you fools is behind us [07:05.464]Are you gonna live your whole life [07:06.997]With blindness on your eyelids?