You Can Have Her-Sir Mix-A-Lot

[00:00.000] 作词 : Sir Mix-A-Lot [00:01.000] 作曲 : Sir Mix-A-Lot [00:02.32]All this ill ******* [00:03.31]This ******* Sir Mix-A-Lot ******* [00:05.14]What the ******* is this *******? [00:06.57]See the *******'s video? [00:07.78]'PUT IT ON THE GLASS!' [00:10.29]'Put yo ******* on the glass' [00:13.35]This is like a pick-up line: [00:14.92]'How you doin? [00:15.74]I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG ******* ******* on the glass?' [00:21.21]'No, I don't wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!' [00:25.53]'Put your ******* on the glass'?! [00:28.22]What happened to 'How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let's catch a movie'? [00:31.90]No, 'Put em on the glass' [00:34.36]'Put em on the ******* glass' [00:36.46]What the ******* is this *******? [00:39.08]The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on [00:41.89]What the ******* is the weather like in Seattle? [00:46.71]All my ex's, eat this one [00:51.23](You can have her [01:05.57]I used to have this girl, let's say her name was Mona [01:08.36]Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona [01:10.73]5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch [01:12.52]And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...) [01:14.91]Kinky, just like me [01:16.57]She can take a straight gee [01:18.20]And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3 [01:19.47]Needless to say I was kickin it [01:21.21]Cause I know when I'm the only one gettin it [01:24.07]But - ooh, things change when you don't maintain [01:27.53]The same game you got her with, mayn [01:28.55]Flew back home, and I was slippin [01:30.49]Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin [01:32.99]Throwin drag about wantin a family [01:35.07]Tryin to front because he wanna be manly [01:37.37]Tellin my girl how I'm playin the field [01:39.54]Boy, you'se a jake for real [01:41.91]Now a player I like, but you know I can't stand no snitch [01:44.24]Tryin to front like he rich [01:46.31]Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E [01:48.95]320, and you wanna be a hoe like me [01:51.09]Now you done salted my game [01:53.16]Told my girl I'm a player, and you bought her a ring [01:55.38]You paid a lotta money just to grab her [01:57.79]I'ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her [02:00.59](You can have her [02:18.79]I gotta do what I gotta do [02:20.37]Baby girl's through, so I need somethin new [02:22.50]You can't keep a good mack down [02:24.68]I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town [02:27.38]5'9" with dimples [02:29.36]Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples [02:31.87]Thinkin my game was concrete [02:33.71]But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes [02:36.38]Especially the ones who wanna settle down [02:38.53]Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown [02:40.74]Just the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey? [02:42.89]A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money [02:45.33]Down to spend till his knees bend [02:47.54]Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind [02:49.69]And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to [02:53.44]Plus I'm a boaster [02:54.59]*******gin up too damn quick, now she's lookin for a sugar daddy [02:57.68]Just to get a '96 Caddy [02:59.00]A big truck she found [03:00.24]You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns [03:03.80]He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader [03:05.84]Now he got juice, so he eats her [03:08.32]And treats her to a big wad of cash [03:10.31]Too weak, so she left his ass [03:12.33]You can have her [03:33.14]Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion... [03:35.33]I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a [03:39.71]Young bunny, young bunny in La-La Land [03:41.91]Wanna get freaky with the papa man [03:44.12]I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back [03:46.40]I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that? [03:48.80]One happy black man I be [03:51.02]When my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me [03:53.18]Her name is Teresa [03:55.26]She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her [03:57.78]She had the long braids [03:59.82]Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves [04:02.28]Arrived at the house at last [04:04.32]Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass [04:06.97]Provocative artwork around me [04:08.90]Four pink slippers on the floor surround me [04:11.34]One pair's for her, the other pair's for who? [04:13.58]Plus she only lives in a one bedroom [04:15.88]Well hm - it might be on [04:17.90]Ménage-à-trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb [04:20.40]Teresa's roommate walks in [04:22.45]6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin [04:24.69]Oh my goodness! [04:25.96]You done brought a big-ass man up in the room? [04:29.96]Girl, what's wrong with you? [04:30.85]Honey, that is gay [04:32.91]Yo partner, you can have her [04:35.40]Cause I don't want none of y'all [04:37.59]3's Company, if you know what I'm sayin [04:40.38]Yeah [04:41.83]Put it on the danceflo' [05:00.98]Bring it back