The Evening News-Yellowjackets

[00:03.62]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning, [00:06.94]Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?, [00:10.28]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in, [00:13.74]To today's evening news. [00:16.41] [00:17.07]Welcome to the evening news, I thank you all for tuning in, [00:20.45]Yes, I'm your host and your journalist, here Chamillionaire, so let the news begin, [00:23.75]Our helicopters out in the streets look at the screen, an' let's zoom it in, [00:27.29]'cause Cashis is live at the scene, hey Cashis how are you my friend?, [00:30.65]Got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews), [00:34.14]No time to trip we don't get confused, cause this type of news opinion and views [00:37.48]Got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews), [00:40.86]You know I keep my ear to the streets so it's up to me to bring you the truth, [00:44.20]I saw a movie where George Bush had a bearded man on his squad, [00:47.55]So much power from oil money that poor folks can't sit by him, [00:50.98]No problem, Osama, Bin Laden, Been hidin', [00:54.48]So long that them pictures all starting to look like him on them milk cartons, [00:57.74]Don Imus made comments that made everybody forget about him, [01:01.17]That's him, Anna Nicole got pregant and had kids by him, [01:04.78]Rest in peace Virgina Tech, too many innocent kids dyin', [01:07.94]Well let's just blame hip-hop and act like that's the big problem, [01:10.81] [01:11.59]Now I would give you news about Katrina, but you know I can't talk about Katrina, [01:14.56]'Cause everytime I talk about Katrina, they look at me like it's a misdemeanor, [01:17.93]Anyways, there's way more important stuff that we can discuss, [01:21.48]George Bush is playing golf, everybody hush, he's about to putt. [01:24.55] [01:25.20]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning, [01:28.15]Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?, [01:31.61]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in, [01:34.96]To today's evening news. [01:38.23]And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [01:40.90]As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [01:44.33]As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [01:48.23]This is your evening news. [01:51.29] [01:52.02]I know you take offense to certain words, I've heard worse, but I wouldn't blame ya', [01:55.26]They say he's a entertainer, don't worry about it, nevermind Kramer, [01:58.60]The Crocodile Hunter got stung, and the lion turned on the lion tamer, [02:02.01]We keep sending troops to Iraq, I figured that we must like danger, [02:05.50]Little kids don't learn in school they go to school to go spray a gun, [02:08.91]If you a parent, then be a parent, get off the couch and go raise your son, [02:12.31]Kobe just broke another record, today's game he hit 81, [02:15.72]Now they saying he's number 1, but yesterday they all hated him, [02:19.11]OJ was named innocent, he got no sentence, he's still alive, [02:22.41]It's very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to die, [02:25.90]Well, now my cue card says the price of gas isn't really high, [02:29.26]But I'm not going to read that, 'cause we all know that that's a lie. [02:32.72]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning, [02:36.13]Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?, [02:39.48]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in, [02:42.81]To today's evening news. [02:46.14]We still haven't found Pac's killer, still haven't found Biggie's either, [02:49.59]30 minutes into the case they got tired and took a breather, [02:53.02]Snoop Dogg just got arrested, everyday he get a new subpoena, [02:56.51]Innocent when murder was the case so the prosecution got a middle finger, [03:00.03]Hip-Hop is sweeping the nation, but the contents seem so degrading, [03:03.38]Most rappers got new albums that white kids are anticipating, [03:06.64]If you don't like it on the radio or the television then switch the station, [03:09.91]Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings, Bill O'Reilly somewhere is hating, [03:13.53]Kanye just said WHAT? the president ain't got time for that, [03:16.67]The White House is going to stay white even tho' we know Obama's black, [03:20.39]9/11 was a calculation, and some would say it was a timed attack, [03:23.39]He gave a speech on CNN, They bombed us, now we're bombing back, [03:26.99]Where the heck is Osama at? [03:28.60] [03:29.15]And I would love to talk about Katrina, but everytime I talk about Katrina, [03:31.93]they look at me like it's a misdemeanor [03:33.76]Anyways, there's way more important stuff that we can discuss [03:36.92]N'Sync, Makin da band and Milli Vanilli had broken up, [03:40.13] [03:40.67]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning, [03:43.66]Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?, [03:47.21]Sending the troops in the war so I turn in, [03:50.79]To today's evening news. [03:53.89]And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [03:57.23]As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [04:00.46]As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [04:04.18]This is your evening news.