Stock Market Blues-Hank Williams, Jr.

[00:11.64]Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments? [00:16.33]I wanna get the hell outta here [00:19.73] [00:20.91]I’ve ordered my Mercedes [00:23.16]I wanna meet some classy ladies [00:25.79]And start drinkin’ champagne instead of beer [00:29.48] [00:30.67]Now I don’t have much money [00:33.06]But we could work out something [00:35.54]I could send you 20 bucks a week [00:40.33]He said that’s not how it works [00:42.73]And just what is your net worth? [00:45.23]I said my net worth is what I got on me [00:49.20] [00:52.66]So I called up my mother in law [00:55.43]Told ‘er about the add I saw [00:58.02]Guaranteeing a fortune to be made [01:01.24] [01:02.38]I said I need a hundred thou [01:05.01]Cuz we have got to jump in now [01:07.57]We’ll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways [01:11.12] [01:12.04]So I met her down at the bank [01:14.93]Grabbed the check and then I ran [01:17.28]As fast as I could to the store [01:21.52] [01:22.21]Now here’s all the money [01:24.43]So pick some winner sunny [01:27.06]And call me up when we make the big score [01:30.87] [01:36.57]Well I saw it on the evening news [01:39.42]That stock market really had the blues [01:41.79]And when it closed it set an all time low [01:46.62]I wondered where did I go wrong? [01:49.04]Why did this happen to me lord? [01:51.44]I’ve got to get that money back, you know? [01:55.17] [01:56.04]Well I just sat there and wondered why [01:58.80]I was gonna buy low and sell it high [02:01.22]But things sure didn’t work out that way [02:05.27] [02:05.90]I don’t know what I’m gonna do [02:08.64]And to tell y’all the truth [02:11.02]I think I’ve lost my assets today [02:15.01] [02:23.40]Hey broker man, please don’t make no more investments [02:28.21]Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants [02:31.90] [02:33.16]Cancel that Mercedes, I’m goin’ back to the old lady [02:37.92]In Little Rock instead of Paris, France [02:41.67] [02:42.48]Oh, I’ll never play that game again [02:45.50]I think y’all saw me comin’ friend [02:47.85]And I jumped right in like a big fool [02:52.58]Oh I thought I’d make some money [02:55.02]But it’s really kinda funny [02:57.46]Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who [03:02.54]Oh, I thought I’d make some money [03:04.84]But it’s really kinda funny [03:07.49] [03:08.88]Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who [03:13.24] [03:17.32]Yes mother in law, I’m checkin’ on it right now