I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) (From "The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special"/Soundtrack Version)-Old 97's

[00:00.000]Out on the third planet closest to the sun
离太阳第三近的行星上 [00:02.939]There's a special celebration and it sounds quite fun
有个与众不同的节日，听起来挺有趣 [00:06.949]A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
一个和蔼的老头子分发玩具给大家 [00:10.692]On a holiday they call Christmas
在这被称为“圣诞节”的节日里 [00:14.376]Now I'm not gonna lie
实话实说 [00:15.881]It makes no sense to me
虽然我完全搞不懂 [00:18.369]But here's what earthling told me about this Christmas mystery
但我从地球人嘴里得知了这些圣诞小秘密 [00:25.136](One, two, three, four——）
（一，二，三，四——） [00:26.639]Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers
圣诞老人是个有着无敌超能力的胡子怪大叔 [00:32.373]He flies to every human home in under 14 hours
他将在十四个小时之后降临每个人的家 [00:38.387]He's a master burglar
他是窃贼中的精英 [00:41.318]A pro at picking locks
一个专业撬锁匠 [00:44.009]If you don't leave milk and cookies out
如果你不用小牛奶和小饼干招待他 [00:47.448]He will put dung in your socks
他会在你袜子里塞便便 [00:53.446]If you act nicely through the night
如果你今晚乖乖入眠 [00:55.949]And don't jump on your bed
不把床铺当蹦床 [00:59.191]Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head
圣诞老人会掏出糖李子冲你头上扔 [01:04.958]But if you're on his naughty list
但如果你在他的淘气名单上 [01:07.644]He shoots missiles at your toes
他就会向你脚趾射导弹（mistletoe） [01:10.656]He might just roast your chestnuts with his——
他可能会帮你烤板栗用他的—— [01:13.894]Powerful flamethrower
超强火焰喷射器 [01:20.150]Rein,rein,rein,rein,rein
驾儿，驾儿，驾儿，驾儿，驾 [01:23.142]Deer,deer,deer,deer,deer
鹿儿，鹿儿，鹿儿，鹿儿，鹿 [01:25.911]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
我根本不知道圣诞节是啥玩意但圣诞将来临 [01:33.397]He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish
他强迫他那些诡异的精灵去完成他的愿望 [01:38.844]One sought to be a dentist now he's sleeping with the fish
一个精灵曾想当牙医但他现已葬身海底 [01:45.084]Mrs. Claus she works the pole , plans her man's demise
圣诞奶奶辛勤工作，筹划着丈夫的葬礼 [01:50.835]Soon the elves will all rise up
很快精灵们闹革命 [01:53.839]And stab out Santa's eyes
戳爆圣诞老人的眼睛 [02:00.101]Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
吼，吼，吼，吼，吼 [02:02.838]Earthling are so weird
地球人真奇怪 [02:05.837]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临 [02:12.089]Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
吼，吼，吼，吼，吼 [02:14.841]Earthling are so weird
地球人真奇怪 [02:17.788]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临 [02:23.801]What the heck is a turtledove
那“两只斑鸠”是什么物种 [02:27.799]And who lit up that deer?
谁点亮了那只鹿 [02:33.048]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临 [02:38.986]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临 [02:45.190]Or maybe it's there or it's somewhere
也许它会在这里，或者是在那里 [02:49.147]I don't know
反正我不知道 [02:50.643]I don't know
谁知道呢