Moxxie's Bad Trip (Episode Version)-Sam Haft

[00:00.00](MOXXIE, spoken) [00:00.07]Blitzo? Blitz? I— [00:02.81](coughing) [00:03.52]I can't see you! [00:04.73]God, this smells awful [00:06.14]What's that music? [00:07.74]Is that you? Is this a prank? Because I swear to Satan— [00:10.49](BLITZO, spoken) [00:10.55]It is no prank, Moxxiferus [00:13.11](MOXXIE, spoken) [00:13.17]Not even almost my name [00:15.09]Why do you sound like that? [00:16.37](BLITZO, spoken) [00:16.43]Because you, Moxxiferus Rex the Third Esquire [00:19.44](MOXXIE, spoken) [00:19.46]E— You know that's wrong! [00:21.06](BLITZO, spoken) [00:21.11]Are tripping balls! [00:23.87](MOXXIE) [00:23.93]No, what? How could this be? [00:25.80]I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT [00:27.91]It's a bad trip, oy gevalt! [00:30.09]Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault! [00:33.29]My lungs are full of honesty [00:36.36]Would you promise me [00:38.28]That you won't judge? [00:40.55](BLITZO) [00:40.61]I won't [00:42.02](MOXXIE) [00:42.08]Not trying to divulge too much [00:45.09]But I'm in too deep [00:47.20]So first of all [00:49.44]**** you [00:50.47](BLITZO) [00:50.52]What? [00:51.05](MOXXIE) [00:51.11]This is just typical [00:52.21]Well, two can play at this game of dismay [00:54.13]'Cuz if you're here causing frustration [00:56.43]I'm torturing you in your hallucination! [01:45.18](MOXXIE) [01:45.23]Why do you hurt me so? [01:48.49](BLITZO) [01:48.55]I know [01:49.81](MOXXIE & BLITZO) [01:49.86]Why must you push your friends away?(I push my friends away) [01:53.71](MOXXIE) [01:53.77]Why does it seem like a recurring thing [01:55.41]That you alienatе with your toxic routine? [01:57.71](BLITZO) [01:57.77]I don't know, eventually еveryone goes! [01:59.75](MOXXIE) [01:59.81]'Cuz you're thoughtless and cruel, and you'll end up alone! [03:40.38](BLITZO) [03:40.44]Why, Moxxie, why [03:43.52]Have you held your true feelings inside? [03:46.35](MOXXIE) [03:46.42]I am scared of rejection [03:48.29](BLITZO) [03:48.35]Why, Moxxie, why [03:50.99]Do you have Millie put it in your butt? [03:53.94](MOXXIE) [03:54.00]It gives me an erectio— [03:55.86]Hey! [03:56.33](BLITZO) [03:56.39]No need to hide [03:58.39]We accept your true feelings, so promise me [04:01.78](MOXXIE) [04:01.84]That I can do [04:03.71](MOXXIE & BLITZO) [04:03.77]To be true [04:05.83](BLITZO) [04:05.89]The world is your shit, so peg it with honesty [04:10.13]I've been a jackass, it's true [04:11.98](MOXXIE) [04:12.04]You've been a jackass, it's true [04:14.07](BLITZO) [04:14.13]But soon as we're back as ourselves [04:17.21](MOXXIE & BLITZO) [04:17.27]I will be a better imp [04:20.74]Than I was before [04:23.21](MOXXIE) [04:23.27]Be better at speaking my mind, and [04:31.28](MOXXIE & BLITZO) [04:31.34]Together we can begin to become [04:38.59]Kind