Like a Surgeon-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:11.06]I finally made it through med school
我终于走出医学院了！ [00:14.70]Somehow i made it through
莫名其妙的就过关了 [00:19.45]I'm just an intern
我现在只是个实习生 [00:21.05]I still make a mistake or two
还是会失误一两次的 [00:26.24]I was last in my class
我是班里的倒数第一 [00:29.97]Barely passsed at the institute
勉强才从学院毕业 [00:33.90]Now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid
现在我要尽量去避免，耶啊 我要尽量去避免 [00:40.93]A malpractise suit
误诊的诉讼 [00:44.81]Hey, like a surgeon
嘿！像个外科医生 [00:48.70]Cuttin' for the very first time
这辈子第一次动刀 [00:52.78]Like a surgeon
像个外科医生 [00:56.71]Organ transplants are my line
器官移植是我的收入 [01:00.36]Better give me all your gause nurse
最好把纱布都给我 护士 [01:04.14]This patient's fading fast
这个病人快不行了 [01:08.62]Complications have set in
各种并发症都来了 [01:11.65]Don't know how long he'll last
不知道他还能撑多久 [01:15.60]Let me see, that i.v.
把静脉注射器给我看看 [01:19.33]Here we go - time to operate
咱们来吧—手术开始了 [01:23.12]I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
我会把他的内脏都拉出来，里面的东西通通整出来 [01:30.09]And see what he ate
看看他都吃些什么 [01:34.49]Like a surgeon, hey
像个外科医生 嘿！ [01:37.78]Cuttin' for the very first time
这辈子第一次动刀 [01:42.06]Like a surgeon
像个外科医生 [01:45.84]Here's a waiver for you to sign
请你签一份弃权书 [01:53.44]Woe, woe, woe
呜呼，呜呼，呜呼 [02:04.83]It's a fact - i'm a quack
事实上-我是个庸医 [02:08.58]The disgrace of the a.m.a.
是美国医学协会的耻辱 [02:12.56]'cause my patients die, yah my patients die
因为我的病人都死了，耶啊，病人都死了 [02:19.47]Before they can pay
钱却还没有付 [02:23.76]Like a surgeon, hey
像个外科医生 嘿！ [02:27.17]Cuttin' for the very first time
这辈子第一次动刀 [02:31.35]Like a surgeon
像个外科医生 [02:35.14]Got your kidneys on my mind
心里只想着你的肾 [02:39.08]Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
像个外科医生，噢呜 像个外科医生 [02:45.35]When i reach inside
把手伸进去的时候 [02:48.84]With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
我手握着手术刀，还有的钳子，还有牵开器 [02:54.41]Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
噢 噢，噢 噢，呜呼，噢 [03:05.43]Ooh baby, yah
哦 宝贝，耶 [03:09.01]I can hear your heartbeat
我能听到 [03:13.39]For the very last time
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