A Complicated Song-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.000] 作词 : Alspach, Christy, Edwards ... [00:05.10]Uh huh, extra cheese. [00:07.22]Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me [00:12.53]Pizza party at your house, [00:15.32]I went just to check it out. [00:18.27]19 extra larges, [00:20.70]What a shame, no one came. [00:24.07]Just us, eatin' all alone, [00:27.00]You said take the pizza home. [00:30.05]No sense lettin' all this go to waste, [00:33.78]So then I faced [00:35.48]Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock, [00:39.73]It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity. [00:45.91]Tell me, [00:47.04]Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? [00:51.39]Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, [00:57.41]In the bathroom. [00:59.13]I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I [01:04.71]Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. [01:09.78]No, no, no. [01:13.28]I was feelin' pretty down, [01:16.81]'Til my girlfriend came around. [01:19.61]We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say. [01:25.23]In fact, I just thought I might, [01:31.51]I was kissing her so tenderly, [01:35.13]But woe is me. [01:36.76]Who would have guessed, her family crest. [01:39.59]I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh. [01:42.56]And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me. [01:47.40]Tell me. [01:52.35]Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated. [01:58.58]What to do now? [02:00.43]Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, [02:05.88]And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated. [02:10.31]No, no, no. [02:22.94]Ooh, I had so much on my mind, [02:26.81]I thought maybe I'd unwind. [02:29.70]Try out that new roller coaster ride, [02:33.73]And the guide... [02:41.30]I got on my feet, [02:45.32]Tell me. [02:51.20]This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. [02:57.02]It's such a drag now. [02:59.12]I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or [03:03.99]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. [03:08.68]Oh no! [03:14.55]I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. [03:19.92]What a bummer. [03:21.91]I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze. [03:24.57]But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now. [03:27.75]Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. [03:32.08]No, no, no.