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[00:07.030]You're sort of famous
你也算是出了名 [00:08.566]A minor celebrity
但也就是个小明星 [00:10.716]And so it only makes sense
但这也就是为什么 [00:12.652]The world would be
全世界的人 [00:14.425]Obsessed with every
都痴迷于 [00:16.484]Single thing you do
你的一举一动 [00:21.113]They're running 'round
有一群人，他们大半夜里也到处跑 [00:22.515]With their camcorders in the night
端着手里的长枪短炮 [00:24.905]They're lurking patiently
在耐心地埋伏在暗地里 [00:26.371]And hoping that they just might
心里想着 [00:28.673]See something real embarrassing
要是能看见你 [00:31.956]You do
出个大糗就好咯 [00:35.256]The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
今天发型很糟糕，穿的T恤有汗渍 [00:38.901]That's the story that
这就是他们写的 [00:40.658]They're gonna feature
头条故事 [00:42.418]With exclusive pics
附有独家街拍 [00:43.778]Of your flabby behind
照片里是你瘪瘪的屁股 [00:45.565]You think you're all alone
你觉得这儿就你一个 [00:47.217]But that's right when you'll find
等你发现的时候就知道错了 [00:49.205]A bunch of paparazzi
会有一大堆狗仔 [00:51.137]Popping out of nowhere
从四面八方扑来 [00:53.065]Cameras in your face
把相机正对着你脸 [00:55.219]And then suddenly
然后突然之间 [00:58.861]You're on TMZ
你就上了TMZ（一娱乐小报） [01:02.405]You're on TMZ
你就上了TMZ [01:07.325]Following you
到处跟着你 [01:09.376]When you're walking down the street
走在街上时也一样 [01:11.278]And asking stupid questions
净问你一些蠢问题 [01:12.669]While you're trying to eat
想吃口饭也不放过你 [01:14.831]So you cover your face
于是你只能把脸挡上 [01:16.616]Thinking to yourself
自己暗自想 [01:18.748]"Hey, isn't this creepy?" “
我去，这也太吓人了” [01:21.566]And they're out there praying
那些人四处祈祷 [01:23.358]You'll have a big meltdown
希望你摔个大跤 [01:25.465]And take 'em on a little car chase
最好让他们有机会开车去追 [01:27.350]Through this whole town
从东到西，从南到北 [01:29.203]They'll be there with you
他们一直在你身旁 [01:30.749]When you're going to jail
就连你被送监时也是一样 [01:32.363]First on the scene
他们总是第一个到场 [01:33.607]For every wardrobe fail
看你穿得尤其难看的衣裳 [01:35.730]You just picked up some transvestite
你刚接了一个异装癖朋友 [01:39.175]Seconds later
几秒钟之后 [01:40.559]It's up on the website
就在网上被爆料 [01:42.801]Get a vegas wedding
刚在维加斯闪完婚 [01:44.322]A quickie divorce
没多久又离了 [01:45.969]And they'll be
他们肯定会 [01:46.751]Sneaking in
从边角钻进来 [01:47.623]Snapping pictures, of course
一顿狂拍，自然不用说 [01:49.717]And if they ever catch you
要是让他们逮着你 [01:51.527]Picking your nose
抠鼻屎 [01:53.532]Or storming down the street
发脾气 [01:55.547]On a drunken spree
撒酒疯 [01:59.128]You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ [02:04.203]Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
他们跟踪你，在你家门口等着 [02:07.766]Trailing you through
跟在你屁股后面 [02:09.329]Airport security
连过机场安检都一起 [02:13.391]They were TMZ
他们是TMZ [02:17.126]They were TMZ
他们是TMZ [02:19.127]"We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP “
号外！奥斯卡提名得主为爱狗拾粪！ [02:22.315]Is that a baby back there?
刚刚那是xxx的孩子吗？ [02:23.503]I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT
胖成这样还敢出门，还不快快认罪！ [02:26.344]Look Who's drinking COFFEE
瞧！是谁在喝！咖！啡！ [02:28.312]Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING"
爱豆们做的每件事都这么迷人！” [02:30.901]Oh, let me tell you
我告诉你 [02:32.609]It's getting to the point
重点是 [02:34.338]Where a famous person can't
明星不可以 [02:35.766]Even get a D.U.I
酒后驾驶 [02:37.378]Or go on a racist rant
也不能说些什么黑的白的话 [02:39.466]Those guys are all around
因为有那些人围绕在你身边 [02:41.109]So you really shouldn't dare
所以你最好不要胆儿一热 [02:42.894]Go to every club in town
去城里的各家夜店玩个遍 [02:44.583]If you've lost your underwear
之前你连内裤都丢过，还记不记得 [02:48.404]Seems that every single time
好像每次有屁大点儿事儿 [02:50.639]A star decides to shave their head
什么某明星决定给自己剃个秃瓢儿 [02:53.406]Or ram their car into a tree
某明星开车撞到了树上 [02:57.964]They're on TMZ
这些一定会上TMZ [03:02.482]If they catch you peeing in the bushes
要是让他们看到你在小树林里撒尿 [03:06.464]Later on, that night
不用明天，晚点儿时候 [03:08.468]Well, I guarantee
我保证 [03:12.267]You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ [03:15.420]You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ [03:18.828]You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ [03:21.842]Every single celebrity
只要是个明星 [03:26.465]Knows they're gonna be
就知道自己 [03:29.879]They're on TMZ
一定会上TMZ
你也算是出了名 [00:08.566]A minor celebrity
但也就是个小明星 [00:10.716]And so it only makes sense
但这也就是为什么 [00:12.652]The world would be
全世界的人 [00:14.425]Obsessed with every
都痴迷于 [00:16.484]Single thing you do
你的一举一动 [00:21.113]They're running 'round
有一群人，他们大半夜里也到处跑 [00:22.515]With their camcorders in the night
端着手里的长枪短炮 [00:24.905]They're lurking patiently
在耐心地埋伏在暗地里 [00:26.371]And hoping that they just might
心里想着 [00:28.673]See something real embarrassing
要是能看见你 [00:31.956]You do
出个大糗就好咯 [00:35.256]The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
今天发型很糟糕，穿的T恤有汗渍 [00:38.901]That's the story that
这就是他们写的 [00:40.658]They're gonna feature
头条故事 [00:42.418]With exclusive pics
附有独家街拍 [00:43.778]Of your flabby behind
照片里是你瘪瘪的屁股 [00:45.565]You think you're all alone
你觉得这儿就你一个 [00:47.217]But that's right when you'll find
等你发现的时候就知道错了 [00:49.205]A bunch of paparazzi
会有一大堆狗仔 [00:51.137]Popping out of nowhere
从四面八方扑来 [00:53.065]Cameras in your face
把相机正对着你脸 [00:55.219]And then suddenly
然后突然之间 [00:58.861]You're on TMZ
你就上了TMZ（一娱乐小报） [01:02.405]You're on TMZ
你就上了TMZ [01:07.325]Following you
到处跟着你 [01:09.376]When you're walking down the street
走在街上时也一样 [01:11.278]And asking stupid questions
净问你一些蠢问题 [01:12.669]While you're trying to eat
想吃口饭也不放过你 [01:14.831]So you cover your face
于是你只能把脸挡上 [01:16.616]Thinking to yourself
自己暗自想 [01:18.748]"Hey, isn't this creepy?" “
我去，这也太吓人了” [01:21.566]And they're out there praying
那些人四处祈祷 [01:23.358]You'll have a big meltdown
希望你摔个大跤 [01:25.465]And take 'em on a little car chase
最好让他们有机会开车去追 [01:27.350]Through this whole town
从东到西，从南到北 [01:29.203]They'll be there with you
他们一直在你身旁 [01:30.749]When you're going to jail
就连你被送监时也是一样 [01:32.363]First on the scene
他们总是第一个到场 [01:33.607]For every wardrobe fail
看你穿得尤其难看的衣裳 [01:35.730]You just picked up some transvestite
你刚接了一个异装癖朋友 [01:39.175]Seconds later
几秒钟之后 [01:40.559]It's up on the website
就在网上被爆料 [01:42.801]Get a vegas wedding
刚在维加斯闪完婚 [01:44.322]A quickie divorce
没多久又离了 [01:45.969]And they'll be
他们肯定会 [01:46.751]Sneaking in
从边角钻进来 [01:47.623]Snapping pictures, of course
一顿狂拍，自然不用说 [01:49.717]And if they ever catch you
要是让他们逮着你 [01:51.527]Picking your nose
抠鼻屎 [01:53.532]Or storming down the street
发脾气 [01:55.547]On a drunken spree
撒酒疯 [01:59.128]You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ [02:04.203]Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
他们跟踪你，在你家门口等着 [02:07.766]Trailing you through
跟在你屁股后面 [02:09.329]Airport security
连过机场安检都一起 [02:13.391]They were TMZ
他们是TMZ [02:17.126]They were TMZ
他们是TMZ [02:19.127]"We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP “
号外！奥斯卡提名得主为爱狗拾粪！ [02:22.315]Is that a baby back there?
刚刚那是xxx的孩子吗？ [02:23.503]I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT
胖成这样还敢出门，还不快快认罪！ [02:26.344]Look Who's drinking COFFEE
瞧！是谁在喝！咖！啡！ [02:28.312]Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING"
爱豆们做的每件事都这么迷人！” [02:30.901]Oh, let me tell you
我告诉你 [02:32.609]It's getting to the point
重点是 [02:34.338]Where a famous person can't
明星不可以 [02:35.766]Even get a D.U.I
酒后驾驶 [02:37.378]Or go on a racist rant
也不能说些什么黑的白的话 [02:39.466]Those guys are all around
因为有那些人围绕在你身边 [02:41.109]So you really shouldn't dare
所以你最好不要胆儿一热 [02:42.894]Go to every club in town
去城里的各家夜店玩个遍 [02:44.583]If you've lost your underwear
之前你连内裤都丢过，还记不记得 [02:48.404]Seems that every single time
好像每次有屁大点儿事儿 [02:50.639]A star decides to shave their head
什么某明星决定给自己剃个秃瓢儿 [02:53.406]Or ram their car into a tree
某明星开车撞到了树上 [02:57.964]They're on TMZ
这些一定会上TMZ [03:02.482]If they catch you peeing in the bushes
要是让他们看到你在小树林里撒尿 [03:06.464]Later on, that night
不用明天，晚点儿时候 [03:08.468]Well, I guarantee
我保证 [03:12.267]You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ [03:15.420]You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ [03:18.828]You're on TMZ
你肯定会上TMZ [03:21.842]Every single celebrity
只要是个明星 [03:26.465]Knows they're gonna be
就知道自己 [03:29.879]They're on TMZ
一定会上TMZ