Everything You Know Is Wrong-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:02.91]Everything You Know Is Wrong [00:04.40]Singer / "Weird Al" Yankovic [00:06.12]Album / Bad Hair Day [00:07.50] [00:09.73]I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane [00:12.51]With a rabid wolverine in my underwear [00:16.28]When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat [00:19.55]Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes [00:21.92] [00:22.12]I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" [00:25.22]"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" [00:27.01]"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" [00:29.79]I probably would have kept on guessing [00:31.42]But about that time we crashed into the truck [00:33.57] [00:33.89]And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt [00:37.23]Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer [00:42.09]Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me [00:45.36] [00:45.73]Everything you know is wrong [00:48.53]Black is white, up is down and short is long [00:51.33]And everything you thought was just so [00:54.35]Important doesn't matter [00:56.99] [00:57.19]Everything you know is wrong [01:00.49]Just forget the words and sing along [01:03.46]All you need to understand is [01:05.76]Everything you know is wrong [01:09.11] [01:09.41]I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams [01:13.17]When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension [01:17.03]And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space [01:19.58]Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr [01:21.36] [01:21.66]They sucked out my internal organs [01:23.75]And they took some polaroids [01:25.24]And said I was a darn good sport [01:27.06]And as a way of saying thank you [01:28.98]They offered to transport me back to [01:30.96]Any point in history that I would care to go [01:33.38] [01:33.56]And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night [01:36.73]So I could pay my phone bill on time [01:38.99]Just then the floating disembodied head of [01:41.89]Colonel Sanders started yelling [01:44.67] [01:44.81]Everything you know is wrong [01:48.15]Black is white, up is down and short is long [01:51.16]And everything you thought was just so [01:53.92]Important doesn't matter [01:56.34] [01:56.52]Everything you know is wrong [02:00.09]Just forget the words and sing along [02:03.07]All you need to understand is [02:05.32]Everything you know is wrong [02:08.67] [02:44.80]I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin [02:48.22]When I got a nasty papercut [02:51.32]And, well, to make a long story short [02:53.62]It got infected and I died [02:55.68] [02:55.83]So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter [02:58.41]By the pearly gates [03:00.24]And it's obvious he doesn't like [03:02.31]The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing [03:05.05]He tells me that they've got a dress code [03:07.74] [03:08.14]Well, he lets me into heaven anyway [03:10.73]But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine [03:14.56]For all eternity [03:16.69]And every day he runs by screaming [03:19.64] [03:19.82]Everything you know is wrong [03:23.55]Black is white, up is down and short is long [03:26.54]And everything you used to think was so important [03:28.97]Doesn't really matter anymore [03:30.46]Because the simple fact remains that [03:32.11] [03:32.27]Everything you know is wrong [03:35.43]Just forget the words and sing along [03:38.46]All you need to understand is [03:40.49]Everything you know is wrong [03:42.54]Everything you know is wrong [03:44.11]Everything you know is wrong!!! [03:46.67]