My Band-D12

[00:00.08]D12--my band *HGJ* [00:01.10]I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and s*it [00:05.26]Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude [00:07.89]And I think everybody's got a f****n'problem with me dude [00:10.60]And they need to take it up with me after the show [00:15.04]Because [00:16.03]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [00:20.01]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:23.99]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [00:28.07]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:31.37]So I get offstage right drop the mic [00:33.24]Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like [00:35.63]Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12baby [00:39.85]And they're all like Oh my God it's him!Becky oh my f****ng God it's Eminem!I swear to f****ng God that you f****ng rock please Marshall please let me suck your c**k [00:46.99]Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous [00:49.90]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas [00:51.88]All the chicks start yellin'all the hot babes [00:53.74]Throw their bras and their s*irts and their panties on stage [00:55.90]So like every single night they pick a fight with me [00:57.83]But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry [00:59.25]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me [01:01.47]Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me [01:03.39]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me [01:05.65]Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be [01:07.21]This rockstar s*it is the life for me [01:09.66]And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b [01:12.10]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [01:16.06]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [01:20.00]Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [01:23.99]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [01:27.25]My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby [01:40.34]（alright it's mine dude!give it's mine!aah!ow!dude!） [01:43.93]You just wanna see a ***** backwards don't you [01:45.93]Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes [01:47.63]Smash these vocals and do a performance [01:49.28]But we in a van and he in a tour bus [01:51.73]You don't want my autograph youse a liar [01:53.63]And nah I'm Swift [01:54.33]（Oh I thought you were Kuniva） [01:55.67]What the hell is wrong with our dressing room [01:57.58]Cause our s*it is lookin'smaller then like a decimal [01:59.17]See I know how to rap it's simple but [02:01.59]All I did is read a Russell Simmons book [02:03.46]So I'm all intact trying to get on the map [02:05.58]Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back [02:07.50]Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the s*it [02:09.59]*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips [02:11.85]Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue [02:13.86]Eminem]No I had an interview not you two [02:15.71]You gonna be late for sound-check [02:16.53]*Man I ain't going to sound-check [02:17.78]*And our mikes is screwed up [02:19.00]*And his always sound best [02:19.89]*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin' [02:21.31]*Hey yo Em [02:22.19]Eminem]You got something to say [02:23.24]*Man nothing [02:23.52]*I thought you was about to tell him off man whats up [02:25.41]*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up [02:27.49]*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew [02:29.47]Man I was about to talk right after you [02:31.27]*Aw man whatever [02:32.00]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [02:32.03]*I swear I swear man [02:35.98]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [02:40.02]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [02:43.99]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [02:47.49]They say the lead singers rock but the group is not [02:49.49]Once we sold out arenas to amus***nt parks [02:50.94]I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot [02:53.42]I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-） [02:55.92]Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan [02:57.56]Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band! [02:59.84]We ain't a band ***** we don't play instruments [03:01.37]So why he getting 90and we only get 10percent [03:03.77]And these guys acting funny every area code [03:05.18]Proof carry my bag ***** carry your own [03:07.13]Can't make it to the stage security in the way [03:08.27]Who the **** are you !Where's Obe and Dre ! [03:11.72]Godammit I'm sick of this group [03:13.44]Time for me to go solo and make some loot [03:14.95]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps [03:17.52]Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack [03:19.11]Lose Yourself video -I was in the back [03:21.57]Superman video -I was in the back [03:23.51]For the media I got some suggestions [03:25.42]**** Marshall ask us some questions [03:27.52]Like who is D-12how we get started [03:29.30]（But what about Eminem ） [03:30.54]***** are you retarded [03:31.21]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group [03:34.07]Big ass stomach b*****s think I'm cute [03:35.52]Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff [03:37.63]Did 2and a half and couldn't get up [03:39.62]**** D-12I'm outta this band [03:41.40]I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne [03:43.95]Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me [03:49.75]And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name [03:59.18]（Yes **** yes） [03:59.66]These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha） [04:03.86]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （**** Marshall） [04:07.22]Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea） [04:11.50]All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah） [04:15.89]My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie [04:31.97]I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants [04:35.19]I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:39.64]My <-8>salsa