Dare To Be Stupid-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:22.058]Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
电锯放下 听我讲话 [00:24.443]It's time for us to join in the fight
现在是时候 让我们参与打架 [00:27.143]It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
现在是时候 让你的囝仔长大 成为牛仔 [00:29.851]It's time to let the bedbugs bite
现在是时候 把臭虫都放出来 [00:32.250]You better put all your eggs in one basket
你最好把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子码一码 [00:34.906]You better count your chickens before they hatch
你在鸡仔破壳前最好查一查 [00:37.752]You better sell some wine before it's time
你在果酒过期前最好甩卖啊 [00:40.126]You better find yourself an itch to scratch
你身上哪里痒最好抓一抓 [00:43.366]You better squeeze all the Charmin you can
你最好把所有的卫生纸抽走 [00:45.820]While Mr. Wipple's not around
当清风还没有徐来的时候 [00:48.250]Stick your head in the microwave
把头塞进微波炉 [00:49.748]And get yourself a tan
烤出古铜健康肤 [00:56.562]Talk with your mouth full
胡吃海塞时要大声喧哗 [00:59.256]Bite the hand that feeds you
咬一口那只喂你的手 [01:02.011]Bite off more than you chew
多咬几口贪多嚼不烂 [01:04.451]What can you do?
要不然还能怎么办？ [01:06.211]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [01:07.316]Take some wooden nickels
揣几枚木镍硬币 [01:09.858]Look for Mr. Goodbar
去顾巴先生酒吧潇洒 [01:12.565]Get your mojo working now
快施展你的魔法 [01:14.807]I'll show you how
我来给你示范一下 [01:16.309]You can dare to be stupid
你大可勇敢地去犯傻 [01:18.101]You can turn the other cheek
你可侧过脸蛋让别人打 [01:20.804]You can just give up the ship
你可直接从船上跳下 [01:23.479]You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
你可猛吃一顿寿司小费不留一个子儿 [01:27.353]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [01:29.677]Come on and dare to be stupid
来吧勇敢地去犯傻 [01:31.849]It's so easy to do
想做到太容易啦 [01:33.112]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [01:34.724]We're all waiting for you, let's go
我们都在等你呐，走啊! [01:39.609] [01:47.031]It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
现在用鼹鼠丘堆出一座高山（小题大做） [01:49.841]So can I have a volunteer?
有人志愿加入吗？ [01:52.555]There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
别哭了，牛奶洒就洒了吧 [01:54.883]Now it's time for crying in your beer
现在还是借酒消愁哭自己吧 [01:57.735]Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
立住脚，养个家，联络老师好爸妈 [02:00.391]Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
买几双健步鞋和一辆雪佛兰 [02:03.210]And party 'til you're broke and they drive you away
派对开到倾家荡产朋友把你扔出窗外 [02:05.732]It's okay, you can dare to be stupid
不必在意，你要勇敢地犯傻 [02:09.026]It's like spitting on a fish
比如随地吐痰 [02:11.779]It's like barking up a tree
比如抓错了人去殴打 [02:14.267]It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
比如你要知道先有买一才能赠一 [02:18.264]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [02:19.406](Yes)
（是的） [02:20.533]Why don't you dare to be stupid?
为什么你不敢犯傻？ [02:22.469]It's so easy to do
想做到太容易啦 [02:23.482]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [02:24.920]We're all waiting for you
我们都在等你呐 [02:25.824]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [02:27.820]Burn your candle at both ends
把蜡烛两端都点上 [02:29.827]Look a gift horse in the mouth
收到礼物要挑刺找茬 [02:33.823]Mashed potatoes can be your friends
把土豆泥当做你的兄弟 [02:41.231]You can be a coffee achiever
你可以喝咖啡喝到爆炸 [02:43.208]You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
你可以坐在家里看天才小麻烦 [02:46.123]The future's up to you
未来由你说了算 [02:47.398]So what you gonna do?
你想打算怎么办？ [02:48.840]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [02:50.032]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [02:51.517]What did I say?
我刚才说啥？ [02:52.612]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [02:53.970]Tell me, what did I say?
告诉我，我刚才说啥？ [02:55.290]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [02:56.902]It's alright
没关系啦 [02:57.967]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [02:59.302]We can be stupid all night
整夜我们都是傻瓜 [03:00.718]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [03:01.810]Come on, join the crowd
来啊，一起扎堆啊 [03:03.298]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [03:04.774]Shout it out loud
大声喊出来啊 [03:05.962]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [03:07.581]I can't hear you
听不见你说啥 [03:08.637]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [03:10.250]Okay, I can hear you now
好了，这回听清了 [03:11.626]Dare to be stupid
勇敢地去犯傻 [03:12.643]Let's go, dare to be stupid
上啊，勇敢地犯傻 [03:13.986]Dare to be stupid
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勇猛地犯傻 [03:16.697]Dare to be stupid
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大胆地犯傻 [03:19.361]Dare to be stupid
无畏地犯傻 [03:20.726]Dare to be stupid
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