Big Ole Butt-LL Cool J

[00:00.000]Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J [00:00.253] [00:00.506]I was at the mall sippin' on a milkshake [00:02.806]Playin' the wall takin' a break [00:05.108]Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings [00:07.508]Baby hair and bodies built to swing [00:10.076]That's when I seen her [00:11.326]Her name was Tina [00:12.426]Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina [00:14.979]I said "How you doin' my name's Big L [00:17.344]Don't ask me how I'm livin' [00:18.644]'cause yo I'm living swell [00:20.244]But then again I'm livin' kind of foul [00:22.278]'Cause my girl don't know [00:23.328]That I'm out on the prowl" [00:24.578]To make a long story short [00:25.878]I got the digits [00:27.029]Calls her on my car phone [00:28.480]And paid her a visit [00:29.481]I was spankin' her and thankin' her [00:31.231]Chewin' her and doin' her [00:34.744]Layin' like a king on sheets of satin [00:36.898]That's what time it is [00:38.100]You know what's happenin' [00:39.400]She had a big ole booty [00:40.651]I was doin' my duty [00:41.716]I mean yo I admit that my girl's a cutie [00:44.117]But Tina was erotic Earl's my witness [00:46.750]With the kind of legs [00:47.750]That put stockings out of business [00:49.250]When I went home [00:50.150]I kissed my girl on the cheek [00:51.500]But in the back of my mind [00:52.701]It was this big butt freak [00:53.951]I sat my girl down I couldn't hold it in [00:56.401]And said to her with a devilish grin [00:59.202]TINA got a big ole butt [01:01.202]I know I told you I'd be true [01:03.703]But TINA got a big ole butt [01:06.106]So I'm leavin' you [01:08.757]TINA got a big ole butt [01:11.009]I know I told you I'd be true [01:13.663]But TINA got a big ole butt [01:15.964]So I'm leavin' you [01:18.814]I went to the high school about three o'clock [01:20.914]To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock [01:23.415]My homeboy's jeep the system blastin' [01:25.911]Cold forty dogs smilin' and laughin' [01:28.413]Girls all over the kind I adore [01:30.763]I felt like a kid in a candy store [01:33.163]That's when I seen her [01:34.464]Her name was Brenda [01:35.614]She had the kind of booty [01:36.665]That I'd always remember [01:38.116]I said to my man "Stop the jeep" [01:40.517]She's only senteen but yo don't sleep [01:43.010]I kicked the bass like an NFL punter [01:45.460]And scoped the booty like a big game hunter [01:47.960]I said to the girl "Yo you look tired [01:50.360]Let's go get some rest relax by the fire" [01:52.860]I put the big booty on a bearskin rug [01:55.112]She gave me a kiss I have her a hug [01:57.863]I said to the girl [01:58.918]"them young boys ain't nothin' [02:00.068]You want to get freaky [02:01.218]Let me kiss your belly button" [02:02.568]I circled it and teased it [02:03.868]And made her squeal [02:05.018]Grabbed a pack of bullets [02:06.268]And pulled out the steel [02:07.569]When I was through [02:08.369]I wiped the sweat from my eyes [02:10.019]When to the kitchen [02:10.919]And got some sweet potato pies [02:12.319]Tina busted in my house while I was eatin' [02:14.719]You know what I said [02:15.669]Too bad you caught me cheatin' but [02:17.569]BRENDA got a big ole butt [02:19.620]I know I told you I'd be true [02:22.121]But BRENDA got a big ole butt [02:24.472]So I'm leavin' you [02:27.072]BRENDA got a big ole butt [02:29.323]I know I told you I'd be true [02:31.923]But BRENDA got a big ole butt [02:34.273]So I'm leavin' you [02:37.123]I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak [02:39.184]Around the time whe [02:39.934]The waitress are on their lunch break [02:41.787]I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car [02:44.237]Somebody shouted out [02:44.787]"I don't care who you are" [02:46.637]I paid it no attention [02:47.937]I walked inside [02:49.037]Because Brian had a nine [02:49.987]And he was chillin' in the ride [02:51.687]I walked in the place [02:52.687]Everybody was lookin' [02:53.989]And shrimp and steak [02:55.139]Wasn't the only thing cookin' [02:56.539]I sat down to eat ordered my food [02:59.055]I said to the waitress [03:00.105]"I don't men to be rude [03:01.368]But I'll take you on a platter" [03:03.968]She said "You got a girl [03:05.069]" I said "It don't matter [03:06.219]You look like you're tastier [03:07.519]Than a pipin' hot pizza [03:08.819]What's your name " [03:09.619]She said "My tag says Lisa" [03:11.169]I said "OK you're smart and all that [03:13.520]But when you get off work [03:14.570]Yo I'll be back" [03:16.170]She looked at me and said [03:17.371]"Make yourself clear [03:18.371]L where we going " I said [03:19.621]"Right here" [03:20.821]She looked kind of puzzled [03:22.172]I said "You'll see" [03:23.373]I pulled up at ten on the DOT [03:25.773]When she walked out the door [03:27.023]I threw my tongue down her throat [03:28.323]Pushed her back inside [03:29.324]And pulled off her coat [03:30.674]Laid her on the table and place my order [03:33.075]And habe her a tip [03:34.325]Much bigger than a quarter [03:35.775]On and on to the break 'a dawn [03:38.026]All over the restaurant word is born [03:40.494]I heard somebody coughin' [03:41.695]I checked my watch [03:42.894]I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock [03:45.396]I grabbed my pants put on my Kangol [03:47.796]Who did I see Oh yo it was Brenda [03:52.197]Yo she worked at Red Lobster [03:54.047]But I didn't remember [03:55.447]LISA got a big ole butt [03:57.548]I know I told you I'd be true [03:59.997]But LISA got a big ole butt [04:02.398]So I'm leavin' you [04:04.048]See ya [04:05.048]LISA got a big ole butt [04:07.399]I know I told you I'd be true [04:09.850]But LISA got a big ole butt [04:12.150]So I'm leavin' you [04:13.400]See ya