The Birmingham Ho-Morten Abel

[00:02.78]OK... [00:08.03]Taxi! [00:12.75]I met this girl in a Birmingham taxi [00:15.53]I got it first, but she slipped in before me [00:17.78]Just as I was telling her, hey this is mine [00:20.36]She already told the cab driver where to go [00:22.97]Me I always show respect for the ladies [00:25.32]I sat back and let her have it her way [00:27.57]So good lord sees me through darkness and light [00:30.00]I tell you what I remembered from that night [00:32.99]I'm hungry, do you fancy a little something to eat? [00:35.05]I can't go on forever on Cognac and **** [00:37.67]But she was already on the way down in the seat [00:40.49]I tried to stop her, or maybe I didn't [00:42.77]So there I was in a strange situation [00:44.61]The chauffeur said I can drop you off at the station [00:47.61]I said no man, no don't [00:50.10]I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road [00:52.46]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [00:59.52]No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:07.15]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:12.59]Two hours later, she was still at it [01:15.79]The driver had to refill gasoline and **** [01:17.80]Baby baby, introduce yourself [01:20.08]What's your name, girl? [01:22.27]My name is Fred [01:23.36]Fred? [01:24.42]Fred, yeah [01:25.51]Fred, a'what a'what did you say? [01:27.63]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay [01:30.31]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay [01:32.22]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:39.59]No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:47.24]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:52.77]So whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into [01:57.56]Just think of me that night and what I went through [02:01.90]I thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever, giving me head [02:07.46]Until I realised it was this dude called Fred ... [02:10.52]Hello [02:11.70]And that was a Birmingham Ho [02:14.45]Hey, ho hey, ho hey [02:16.34]And that was a Birmingham Ho [02:19.32]Hey, ho hey, ho hey, ho hey [02:24.28]Take it away now. [02:25.44]Hold on a minute, that's ******** [02:27.68]You told me it was a microphone [02:28.97]And you wanted me to sing in it [02:30.27]I have a lot of friends and I do lots of things for them [02:32.72]I don't think it's me, I think it's you that have a problem [02:35.36]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:37.76]I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them [02:40.10]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:42.69]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:44.92]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [02:51.92]No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [02:59.72]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:05.03]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:11.99]No, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:19.63]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:24.25]And that was a Birmingham Ho Hey, [03:26.63]Ho hey, ho hey [03:29.02]And was a Birmingham Ho Hey, [03:31.77]Ho hey, ho hey, ho hey...