Popular-Andrea Ross

[00:02.57]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, [00:08.20]And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I? [00:14.50]My tender heart tends to start to bleed. [00:19.57]And when someone needs a makeover, [00:23.01]I simply have to take over! [00:25.96]I know I know exactly what they need! [00:32.48]And even in your case, [00:35.47]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face, [00:41.18]Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed! [00:47.72]Follow my lead, [00:50.88]And yes indeed, you will be... [00:58.80]POPULAR! You're gonna be popular! [01:02.49]I'll teach you the proper ploys, [01:04.56]When you talk to boys, [01:06.00]Little ways to flirt and flounce! [01:08.17]I'll show you what shoes to wear! [01:09.77]How to fix your hair! [01:11.30]Everthing that really counts to be... [01:14.21]POPULAR! I'll help you be popular! [01:17.94]You'll hang with the right cohorts, [01:20.43]You'll be good at sports, [01:21.54]Know the slang you've got to know. [01:23.79]So let's start, [01:25.17]You've got an awfully long way to go! [01:29.79]Don't be offended by my frank analysis, [01:32.16]Think of it as personality dialysis, [01:35.29]Now that I've chosen to become a [01:36.86]Pal, a sister and advisor, [01:38.92]There's nobody wiser! [01:40.25]Not when it comes to... [01:41.64]POPULAR! I know about popular. [01:45.56]And with an assist from me, [01:47.83]To be who you'll be, [01:49.18]Instead of dreary who you were...uh, are. [01:51.88]There's nothing that can stop you, [01:53.27]From becoming popular... lar... [01:56.74]La la, la la! [02:02.69]We're gonna make you pop-u-lar! [02:06.45]When I see depressing creatures, [02:10.63]With unprepossessing features, [02:13.01]I remind them on their own behalf [02:16.26]To - think - of [02:18.18]Celebrated heads of state, [02:20.59]Or specially great communicators! [02:23.93]Did they have brains or knowledge? [02:26.26]Don't make me laugh! [02:28.00]They were POPULAR! [02:29.54]Please! it's all about popular. [02:33.17]It's not about aptitude, [02:35.20]It's the way you're viewed, [02:36.97]So it's very shrewd to be, [02:38.72]Very very popular like ME! [02:47.86]And though you protest, [02:51.41]Your disinterest, [02:54.85]I know clandestinly, [03:02.50]You're gonna' grin and bear it! [03:04.75]You're new found popularity! [03:08.50]La la, la la! [03:12.60]You'll be popular! [03:14.17]Just not quite as popular as ME!