20 Questions-Amy Rigby

[00:07.751] Well it’s nothing he told me [00:10.356] Don’t worry your pretty head [00:12.746] Then he stumbled out of his cowboy boots [00:15.395] And fell across the bed [00:17.653] Left the conversation dangling [00:20.244] Like a light bulb swinging in some cheap motel [00:27.840] I yelled I’ve got 20 questions for you [00:31.564] I’m gonna ask and you’re gonna tell [00:38.351] Why are you coming in at 3 a.m. [00:41.045] Looking several shades of green [00:43.410] Smelling like a perfume insert from a woman’s magazine [00:48.319] He just opened up one bloodshot eye, said [00:51.430] "Show some mercy baby, I’m not well" [00:58.215] I said tough, I got 17 questions for you [01:02.055] I’m gonna ask and you’re gonna tell [01:08.990] I got ways to make you talk [01:11.325] I got ways to make your sweet canary sing [01:18.787] I got ways to make you spill the beans [01:21.750] You think this is mean, honey you ain’t seen a thing [01:28.885] Well, did you forget our number？ [01:31.714] Why did you not even call? [01:34.279] Were you wasting cash on some piece of trash that you picked up at the mall？ [01:39.318] As he crawled off down the hallway [01:41.948] He said honest honey that don’t ring a bell [01:49.274] Now I’ve got 14 more questions for you [01:53.057] I’m gonna ask and you’re gonna tell [01:59.575] Were you working late, out on a date [02:02.826] Running around, did the car break down [02:05.437] Out on a spree, cheating on me [02:08.216] Shooting pool, thinking I was some kind of a fool? [02:20.274] Now I’ve got 7 more questions for you [02:24.178] So start talking [02:30.927] Do you love me？ [02:32.127] Do you love me？ [02:33.553] Do you still love me？ [02:34.836] Did you ever love me？ [02:38.488] Do you still find me attractive？ [02:44.311] What time do you have to get up in the morning？ [02:49.802] Oh, and by the way when are you gonna get a real job？ [03:00.537] That's 20 questions