Can You Stand Upon One Leg-The Divine Comedy

[00:11.000]Can you stand upon one leg [00:16.000]It’s harder than you think [00:20.000]If you can do it without falling down [00:23.000]You can do just about anything [00:28.000]Go on, see if you can [00:33.000]See how long you can stand on one leg [00:45.000]Can you beat your dad at chess [00:50.000]It’s harder than you think [00:55.000]Sit him down at Christmas [00:56.000]Turn the TV off [00:58.000]Give him lots of chocolates and a drink [01:04.000]And he might give you a match [01:07.000]And when you’ve been duly dispatched he will laugh [01:14.000]Ha ha ha [01:15.000]And you’ll say, ‘one more game’ [01:20.000]Can you write a silly song [01:25.000]It’s harder than you think [01:29.000]One that’s not too short [01:31.000]One that’s not too long [01:33.000]One that can make everybody sing [01:37.000]Go on, give it a try [01:41.000]You might do better than I [01:45.000]It’s just like trying to stand on one leg [01:52.000]Tell me can you tell a funny joke [01:59.000]One that makes you laugh out loud [02:03.000]One that makes the milk come out your nose [02:06.000]If you know a funny joke then tell it now… [02:24.000]…that’s not bad, I’m impressed [02:28.500]But there’s one final test [02:35.500]Can you hold a singing note for a stupidly long time [02:44.000]Well it’s my party piece so let’s make it a little harder [02:49.000]By starting it way up high [02:52.400]Come on, give it a go [02:58.000]Let’s see how long you can hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold on to a note!