The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage (Explicit Version)-Tenacious D

[00:14.12]This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage [00:20.94]Nothin'' could stop him when Jables and Rage hit the stage [00:28.11]And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies [00:35.17]Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams [00:41.10] [00:41.84]And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno [00:49.00]He bellowed and said he''d be nothing without help from Kage [00:55.80]He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin'' mushrooms [01:02.63]F*ck him! I don''t need no Hollywood Jack, anyway [01:08.84] [01:10.23]So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble [01:17.23]And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below [01:23.65]Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage [01:28.25]He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage [01:31.63]The lava was flowin'' and broilin'' inside the old Kage [01:37.66] [01:38.43]As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him [01:45.06]He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door [01:51.84]He''d make millions and then he''d go out and he''d make even more millions [01:58.63]He''d screen KG''s calls and snort coke off the ass of a whore [02:04.71] [02:06.64]No one respected him, they just rejected him [02:10.17]No one would represent Kage [02:13.53]Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry [02:16.83]And he''d rage, for the stage [02:21.45]Ahahaaa [02:29.34] [02:50.47]Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble [02:57.19]They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane [03:04.28]So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane [03:07.86]And flew all that night through the rain [03:11.52]To be with his friend, to see what remained of his brain [03:17.59] [03:18.50]Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors, "You''ve got to retrieve him [03:25.18]You''ve got the technology, use the techniques of your trade" [03:31.81]He grabbed the lapels and he screamed, "By God, you must save him! [03:38.71]Because Rage Kage and I, can''t you see that we''re one and the same?" [03:44.80]Aaaah! [03:47.28] [03:47.81]Rage Kage [03:48.59]Oh, Rage Kage [03:49.97]There be magic inside that old name [03:53.09] [03:53.46]And you know [03:54.97]That you know [03:56.53]When you''re going completely insane [03:59.78] [04:00.28]Ah, the Rage Kage [04:02.14]Ah, the Rage Kage [04:03.86]Oh, the lion will roar once again [04:06.79] [04:07.37]And you know [04:08.82]Yes, you know [04:10.59]When you''re going completely insane [04:19.61] [04:20.54]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again [04:26.91]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again [04:33.43]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again [04:40.38]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again [04:46.88]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again [04:53.10]Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage will ride once again [04:59.00]