Frontier Psychiatrist-The Avalanches

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bert Kaempfert/John Wayne/John Dobson/Carl Sigman/Herbert Rehbein/Robbie Chater/Darren Seltmann/Dexter Fabay/Frank Schuster [00:01.000] 作曲 : Avalanches [00:05.364] "Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill today?" [00:08.642] "No, Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school." [00:10.394] "I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand. The Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system." [00:20.373] "Oh, Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!" [00:26.025] "I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer! It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane, sane, sane, sane" [00:43.194] That boy needs therapy [00:44.490] Psychosomatic [00:45.493] That boy needs therapy [00:46.857] Purely psychosomatic [00:47.857] That boy needs therapy [00:49.326] Lie down on the couch, what does that mean? [00:51.692] You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! [00:54.109] What does that mean? That boy needs therapy [00:56.574] I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy [00:59.111] Rannygazoo, let's have a tune [01:01.220] Now when I count three [01:02.600] That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy [01:06.385] He was-he was white as a sheet [01:08.767] And he also made false teeth [01:27.455] Avalanche is above, business continues below [01:30.574] Did I ever tell you the story about [01:32.439] Cowboys, and m-midgets, and the Indians and fron-frontier psychiatrist? [01:37.922] I-I felt strangely hypnotised [01:40.323] I was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls [01:44.972] And milk and rectangles [01:46.554] To an optometrist! [01:47.762] The man with the golden eyeball [01:49.921] And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin [01:52.338] I promise my girlfriend I'd (play) the violin, violin, violin [02:03.029] Frontier psychiatrist [02:06.209] Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist [02:15.780] Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist [02:25.531] Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist [02:35.352] Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist [02:44.478] That boy needs therapy [02:45.678] Psychosomatic [02:46.795] That boy needs therapy [02:48.182] Purely psychosomatic [02:49.098] That boy needs therapy [02:50.612] Lie down on the couch, what does that mean? [02:52.945] You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! [02:55.428] What does that mean? That boy needs therapy [02:57.945] I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy [03:00.428] Rannygazoo, let's have a tune [03:02.656] Now when I count three [03:03.938] That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy [03:07.756] He was-he was white as a sheet [03:10.173] And he also made false teeth [03:30.550] Frontier psychiatrist [03:31.948] Can you think of anything else that talks oth-other than a person? [03:37.193] A-a-a bird? Yeah [03:50.045] Sometimes a parrot talks [03:51.454] Hello, hello, hello, hello [03:56.107] Hello, hello, hello, hello [04:13.211] Yes, some birds are funny when they talk [04:16.758] Can you think of anything else? [04:18.178] Um, a record, record, record, record?