I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General (Pir-Sir Malcolm Sargent

[00:03.07]I am the very model of a modern Major-General
我正是现代少将的典范 [00:16.85]I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
我正是现代少将的典范 [00:18.97]I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
我懂得植物学、动物学和矿物学 [00:21.26]I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
我知道英格兰诸王，还能援引历史上的大战 [00:23.62]From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
从马拉松到滑铁卢，按序排列 [00:26.91]I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
我也非常熟悉数学的领域 [00:29.04]I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
我懂得方程，一次和二次 [00:31.83]About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
关于二项式定理我紧跟新闻（嗯，最新消息） [00:37.60]With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
还有很多斜边平方的有趣的事实 [00:40.53] [00:50.10]I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
我非常擅长积分和微分计算 [00:52.63]I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
也知道微生物的学名 [00:54.96]In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
简而言之，论及植物学、动物学和矿物学 [00:57.33]I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
我正是现代少将的典范 [00:59.80] [01:07.25]I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
我知道我国神话历史，亚瑟王和卡拉多克爵士 [01:09.68]I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
我能回答藏头诗，还对悖论颇有研究 [01:12.31]I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
我以哀歌双行体援引埃拉伽巴路斯的所有罪孽 [01:14.99]In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
论圆锥曲线我还能算出抛物线的奇特属性 [01:18.43]I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
我可以十分确定地区分出拉斐尔、格里特德奥和佐法尼 [01:21.20]I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
我知道阿里斯托芬的蛙的粗粝合唱声音 [01:30.52]And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
我还能靠以前听过的曲调哼出对应的曲调（dinafore，dinafore。啊pinafore） [01:33.50] [01:43.49]Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
再用口哨吹那个无聊透顶的《围裙号》的所有咏叹调 [01:46.06]And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
然后我还能用巴比伦楔形文字写洗衣账单 [01:48.52]In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
简而言之，论及植物学、动物学和矿物学 [01:51.05]I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
我正是现代少将的典范 [01:53.99] [02:01.82]In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
事实上，当我知道何为“乳突山堡”和“三棱外堡” [02:05.20]When I can tell at sight a chassep?t rifle from a javelin,
当我能一眼分出毛瑟枪和标枪的区别 [02:08.43]When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
当我对“分遣”和“奇袭”这类事情更加谨慎 [02:12.02]And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
当我知道“军需部”到底是什么意思的时候 [02:15.91]When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
当我知道现代炮兵技术到了何种程度 [02:19.15]When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
当我比修道院里的新手懂得更多战术 [02:22.72]In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
简而言之，当我对基本军略有了最粗浅的了解时（vtrategy？btrategy？啊我知道了strategy） [02:32.48]You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---
你就可以说马鞍上从来没有坐过更好的少将了 [02:35.42] [02:44.90]For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
哪怕我勇敢又好冒险，但毕竟我的军事知识， [02:47.35]Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
只不过达到了19世纪初期的水平 [02:49.78]But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
但无论如何，论及植物学、动物学和矿物学 [02:52.60]I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
我绝对是现代少将的典范！