Criminal-Alexz Johnson

[00:05.09]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid F****n Questions [00:08.87]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records [00:12.37]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life [00:20.06]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That [00:23.32]I'm Actually Gonna Do It [00:25.92][00:17.37]Or That I Believe In It [00:28.89]Well S*it If You Believe That [00:32.70]Then I'll Kill You [00:35.58]You Know Why [00:37.52]Cuz I'm A [00:38.11] Criminal [00:42.45]Criminal [00:45.58]You God Damn Right [00:51.56]Yeah I'm A Criminal [00:56.74] Eminem [00:57.15]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge [00:58.68]That'll Stab You In The Head [00:59.97]Whether You're A Fag Or Lez [01:01.22]Or The ******* Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest [01:03.37]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes [01:05.84]Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic [01:08.23]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh [01:10.45]That's My Motherf****n B***s You'd Better Let Go Of Em [01:13.01]They Belong In My S*****m You'll Never Get Hold Of Em [01:15.35]Hey It's Me Versace [01:16.54]Whoops Somebody Shot Me [01:17.73]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail [01:19.13]Get It Checkin The 'male' [01:20.39]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell [01:22.38]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail [01:24.74]C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men [01:27.02]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men [01:29.81]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus [01:32.03]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons [01:34.60]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car [01:36.56]And A P********e While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital [01:39.03]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher [01:41.28]You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither [01:44.06]You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause [01:46.18]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable [01:48.41]And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts [01:50.84]You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts [01:53.19]And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March [01:55.43]With A Brand New Cd For These F****n Retards [01:57.79]Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol' Me [01:59.94]Mr Don't Give A **** Still Won't Leave [02:02.42] Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x [02:21.20]Eminem [02:21.67]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed [02:23.28]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed [02:25.58]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She [02:27.94]Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me [02:30.16]I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed [02:32.88]But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised [02:35.34]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller [02:37.59]My **** Shrunk Smaller But My B***s Got Larger [02:40.01]I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker [02:42.10]Than You'd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word [02:44.60]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral [02:46.98]*** In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk [02:49.22]Off Of His Own Employee [02:50.21]Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me [02:51.61]You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired [02:53.42]And My Nose Is Pointy [02:54.30]I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die [02:56.26]In Plane Crashes And Laughs [02:57.61]As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him [02:59.13]Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em [03:00.84]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In [03:02.96]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today [03:05.49]He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place [03:08.00]Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face [03:10.21]Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place [03:12.77]I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away [03:15.13]I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh [03:17.53][00:46.99]I'm A Criminal [03:19.75]Interlude Skit [03:21.75]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Motherf****r [03:24.35]Get The Motherf****n Money And Get The **** Up Outta There [03:26.76]/Em Aight /I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You [03:28.57]Em Aight [03:29.43]Yo Em [03:30.23]Em What [03:30.70]Don't Kill Nobody This Time [03:32.08]Em Awwright God Damn **** [03:35.04]Whistling How You Doin' [03:40.51]Teller Hi How Can I Help You [03:41.80]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl [03:43.27]Teller Okay [03:45.69]Eminem Put The F****n Money In The Bag ***** [03:46.64]And I Won't Kill You [03:48.06]Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me [03:49.04]Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You ***** Quit Lookin Around [03:50.31]Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me [03:51.02]Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna F****n Kill You [03:52.55]Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You [03:55.19] Eminem [03:55.59]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It [03:57.27]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It [03:59.81]So I'll Be Disguised In It [04:01.35]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It [04:03.32]I'll Hide For Five Minutes [04:04.57]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness [04:06.66]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business [04:09.21]Die B*****s Bastards Brats Pets [04:11.72]This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet [04:14.06]If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My Nuts [04:16.20]Tuck My **** Inbetween My Legs And Cluck [04:18.76]You Motherf****n Chickens Ain't Brave Enough [04:20.96]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut [04:23.67]S*it Half The S*it I Say I Just Make It Up [04:25.61]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass [04:27.96]And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As [04:30.47]Bi'ma Be A F****n Rapist In A Jason Mask [04:32.78][03:54.78][03:18.12][02:20.90][02:02.05][00:56.10][00:37.71] [04:33.05]Chorus 2x [04:51.91][04:42.27][04:33.43][02:11.67][02:02.83] I'm A Criminal [05:01.60][04:52.38][04:42.64][04:34.27][02:12.40][02:03.58]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime [05:04.11][04:54.48][04:44.90][04:35.65][02:14.65][02:05.92]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal [05:06.08][04:56.57][04:47.17][04:37.90][02:16.76][02:07.64]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [05:08.36][04:59.25][04:49.56][04:40.19][02:18.93][02:09.73]And Keep Goin I Don't Take S*it From No One [05:10.33][05:01.09]I'm A Criminal