If Momma Was Married-2003 Broadway Cast Gypsy

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim [00:01.000] 作曲 : Jule Styne [00:02.44](Spoken)I wish Momma would marry a plain man so we could all be together... [00:07.74](Sung)If Momma was married [00:09.69]We'd live in a house [00:11.69]As private as private can be [00:15.21]Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,a mouse, [00:18.13]Two monkeys, one father, six turtles [00:21.80]And me... [00:24.11]If Momma was married [00:29.70]If Momma was married [00:31.17]I'd jump in the air [00:33.29]And give all my toe shoes to you [00:36.71]I'd get all those hair ribbons [00:38.67]Out of my hair [00:40.32]And once and for all [00:42.13]I'd get Momma out too... [00:46.25]If Momma was married [00:50.41]Momma, get out your white dress [00:54.35]You've done it before [00:56.16]Without much success! [00:58.32]Momma, Godspeed and God bless [01:01.96]We're not keeping score [01:04.15]What's one more or less? [01:09.57]Oh, Momma, say yes [01:11.39]And waltz down the aisle [01:13.54]While you may [01:16.29]I'll gladly support you [01:18.85]I'll even escort you... [01:21.33]And I'll gladly give you away [01:26.26]Oh, Momma, get married today! [01:33.35]If Momma was married there wouldn't be any more [01:37.26]"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile! [01:45.05]I will do some kicks!" [01:48.69]"I will do some tricks!" [01:52.61]Sing out, Louise! [01:54.27]Smile, baby! [01:57.69]Momma, please take our advice [02:00.96]We aren't The Lunts [02:02.83]I'm not Fanny Brice [02:05.19]Momma, we'll buy you the rice [02:08.47]If only this once [02:11.14]You wouldn't think twice [02:16.30]It could be so nice [02:18.21]If Momma got married to stay [02:22.63]But Momma gets married [02:26.19]And... [02:26.95]Married [02:27.80]And... [02:28.50]Married [02:29.97]And never gets carried away [02:34.62]Oh, Momma... [02:39.13]Oh, Momma... [02:41.95]Oh, Momma... [02:46.56]Get married today!