Children's Story-Slick Rick

[00:11.18]Girl:Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please [00:18.28](Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book. yall tucked in?)yea [00:21.65] [00:28.62]Here we go, [00:31.23]Once upon a time not long ago, [00:32.23]when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, [00:34.55]When laws were stern and justice stood, [00:37.03]and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, [00:39.23]There lived a lil' boy who was misled, [00:41.51]by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: [00:44.02]"Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, [00:46.37]robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", [00:49.14]They did the job, money came with ease, [00:50.90]but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease, [00:53.16]He robbed another and another and a sista and her [00:55.12]brotha, [00:56.13]tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, [00:57.95]The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, [01:01.52]he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static", [01:02.69]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, [01:05.00]but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, [01:07.28]The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?", [01:09.29]the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney, [01:11.94]The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, [01:14.28]"I'll do years if I pull this trigga", [01:16.71]So he cold dashed and ran around the block, [01:19.09]cop radioes it to another lady cop, [01:21.36]He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, [01:23.64]a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, [01:26.06]Looked around good and from expectations, [01:28.36]so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations, [01:31.05]But she was coming and he made a left, [01:33.03]he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, [01:35.26]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry) [01:37.65]then he made his move to an abandoned building, [01:39.99]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, [01:42.23]opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, [01:44.61]Dave the **** fiend shootin' ****, [01:47.41]who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, [01:49.89]He said(I need bullets, hurry up, run) [01:51.70]the **** fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, [01:54.29]He went outside but there was cops all over, [01:56.52]then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, [01:58.72]Raced up the block doing 83, [02:01.00]crashed into a tree near university, [02:03.37]Escaped alive though the car was battered, [02:05.78]rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered, [02:08.04]Ran out of bullets and still had static, [02:10.36]grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, [02:12.81]Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, [02:15.17]he told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead), [02:17.80]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, [02:19.73]so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, [02:22.04]Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, [02:24.37]before long the lil' boy got surrounded, [02:27.00]He dropped the gun, so went the glory, [02:29.10]and this is the way I have to end this story, [02:31.34]He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, [02:33.77]the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, [02:36.16]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, [02:38.72]just another case about the wrong path, [02:40.80]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. [02:44.76] [02:45.51]Good Night. [02:50.51]Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd [02:53.03]I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast? [02:58.98]I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite [02:59.62]---end--- [03:57.78] [03:58.36]slick rick-children's story