West Side Story: Act II: A Boy Like That - I Have A Love-Various Artists

[00:20.90]Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, [00:22.95]You gotta understand, [00:24.68]It's just our bringin' up-ke [00:26.46]That gets us out of hand. [00:28.29]Our mothers all are junkies, [00:30.15]Our fathers all are drunks. [00:32.04]Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks! [00:35.38] [00:35.71]Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset; [00:38.85]We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get. [00:42.42]We ain't no delinquents, [00:44.38]We're misunderstood. [00:46.37]Deep down inside us there is good! [00:48.84]There is good! [00:49.75]There is good, there is good, [00:51.73]There is untapped good! [00:53.63]Like inside, the worst of us is good! [00:56.30] [01:03.13]That's a touchin' good story. [01:06.27]Lemme tell it to the world! [01:07.72]Just tell it to the judge. [01:10.01] [01:14.02]Dear kindly Judge, your Honor, [01:18.48]My parents treat me rough. [01:20.35]With all their *********, [01:22.13]They won't give me a puff. [01:23.86]They didn't wanna have me, [01:25.62]But somehow I was had. [01:27.63]Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad! [01:31.08] [01:31.37]Right! [01:31.57]Officer Krupke, you're really a square; [01:34.72]This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care! [01:38.25]It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed. [01:42.23]He's psychologic'ly disturbed! [01:44.63] [01:44.81]I'm disturbed! [01:45.70]We're disturbed, we're disturbed, [01:47.41]We're the most disturbed, [01:49.75]Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed. [01:54.48] [01:58.87]In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. [02:05.05]Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived. [02:07.87]So take him to a headshrinker. [02:09.52] [02:17.06]My father is a bastard, [02:18.43]My ma's an S.O.B. [02:20.24]My grandpa's always plastered, [02:22.04]My grandma pushes tea. [02:24.05]My sister wears a mustache, [02:25.77]My brother wears a dress. [02:27.74]Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! [02:31.23] [02:31.56]Yes! Officer Krupke, you're really a slob. [02:34.90]This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job. [02:38.76]Society's played him a terrible trick, [02:42.77]And sociologic'ly he's sick! [02:44.98] [02:45.17]I am sick! [02:46.02]We are sick, we are sick, [02:47.99]We are sick, sick, sick, [02:49.64]Like we're sociologically sick! [02:53.60] [02:58.97]In my opinion, this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease! [03:06.75]Hey, I got a social disease! [03:09.44]So take him to a social worker! [03:10.34] [03:17.89]Dear kindly social worker, [03:20.06]They say go earn a buck. [03:21.78]Like be a soda jerker, [03:25.57]It's not I'm anti-social, [03:27.70]Which means like be a schumck. [03:29.67]I'm only anti-work. [03:30.02]Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk! [03:32.87] [03:33.18]Eek! Officer Krupke, you've done it again. [03:36.58]This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen. [03:40.29]It ain't just a question of misunderstood; [03:44.26]Deep down inside him, he's no good! [03:46.65] [03:46.94]I'm no good! [03:47.74]We're no good, we're no good! [03:49.77]We're no earthly good, [03:51.61]Like the best of us is no damn good! [03:54.57] [03:57.92]The trouble is he's crazy. [03:59.12]The trouble is he drinks. [04:00.94]The trouble is he's lazy. [04:02.83]The trouble is he stinks. [04:04.49]The trouble is he's growing. [04:06.47]The trouble is he's grown. [04:08.40] [04:08.78]Krupke, we got troubles of our own! [04:12.18] [04:12.61]Gee, Officer Krupke, [04:14.85]We're down on our knees, [04:16.88]'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease. [04:20.85]Gee, Officer Krupke, [04:23.01]What are we to do? [04:26.02]Gee, Officer Krupke, [04:28.79]Krup you!