The Most Offensive Song Ever-Kenny McCormick

[00:03.61]Howdy Ho [00:05.80]The Virgin Mary was sleeping [00:08.70]When Angel Gabriel appeared [00:11.21]He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." [00:14.04]and Mary thought that was weird. [00:17.01]Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. [00:19.60]I blew a guy last year." [00:22.76]But then Gabriel said to Mary, [00:25.37]"My child, have no fear." [00:27.45]Cause, you can suck all the **** you want [00:30.00]and still be a virgin, Mary. [00:33.96]You can suck all the **** you want [00:35.87]and still not be considered flawed. [00:39.24]Although you went to town and sucked some s***n down [00:44.15]You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. [00:50.67]There was no room at the inn [00:52.77]When Mary and Joseph did arrive. [00:55.50]But they were so very tired, you see, [00:57.96]And Mary had to offer a bribe. [01:01.16]Since she had no money, [01:03.90]How would she pay for a place to sleep? [01:06.49]Gabriel appeared to Mary [01:09.12]And told her not to weep. [01:11.27]'Cause you can suck all the **** you want [01:14.12]and still be a virgin, Mary. [01:17.63]You can suck all the **** you want [01:19.50]and still be the mother of Christ. [01:22.80]If there's no room at the inn, [01:25.36]then it's not considered a sin [01:28.08]so suck my **** and get the **** away!(laughs) [01:33.17]Then, three wise men did appear [01:36.86]Bearing gifts of myrrh and such [01:39.80]They said that they had followed a star [01:42.56]And missed a woman's touch [01:45.94]Mary thought she might pleasure them [01:48.24]But could not take them to bed. [01:51.63]But again, Gabriel appeared to her [01:54.82]And this is what he said: [01:56.94]"You can suck all the **** you want, [01:59.85]and still be a virgin, Mary." [02:03.16]You can suck all the **** you want [02:05.31]Every one in the nation. [02:08.25]F******o ain't no sin. [02:10.85]Go on and blow those Three Wise Men [02:13.41]And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! [02:18.79]You can suck all the **** you want [02:20.71]and still be a virgin, Mary. [02:23.30]The donkey and the ox and the lambs [02:26.46]And even the little drummer boy [02:29.35]folks will remember your name quick. [02:31.73]They'll say "Damn, that ***** could suck a ****!" [02:34.74]'Cause sucking **** brings peace on Earth and joy. [02:39.68]'Cause sucking **** brings peace on Earth and joy.(you can suck my b***s) [02:52.31]