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[00:06.84]Online Brad Paisley lyrics [00:07.68]Artist: Brad Paisley [00:08.79]Album: 5th Gear [00:10.09]0Year: 2007 [00:11.58]Title: Online Print [00:13.64]Correct by xiaoguo [00:15.29] [00:22.20]I work down at the Pizza Pit [00:25.64]And I drive an old Hyundai [00:29.37]I still live with my mom and dad [00:32.65]I\'m 5 foot 3 and overweight [00:35.99]I\'m a scifi fanatic [00:38.23]A mild asthmatic [00:40.28]And I\'ve never been to second base [00:43.40]But there\'s whole other me [00:45.51]That you need to see [00:47.19]Go checkout MySpace [00:50.18] [00:50.74]\'Cause online I\'m out in Hollywood [00:53.57]I\'m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good [00:57.82]I drive a Maserati [00:59.14]I\'m a black-belt in karate [01:01.19]And I love a good glass of wine [01:05.07]It turns girls on that I抦 mysterious [01:08.55]I tell them I don\'t want nothing serious [01:12.19]\'Cause even on a slow day [01:14.91]I could have a three way [01:16.39]Chat with two women at one time [01:19.05]I\'m so much cooler online [01:23.03]So much cooler online [01:26.66] [01:27.13]When I get home I kiss my mom [01:28.36] [01:30.44]And she fixes me a snack [01:33.94]And I head down to my basement bedroom [01:37.81]And fire up my Mac [01:41.31]In real life the only time I抳e ever even been to L.A [01:47.82]Is when I got the chance with the marching band [01:52.16]To play tuba in the Rose Parade [01:54.93] [01:55.50]Online I live in Malibu [01:59.20]I pose for Calvin Klein, I\'ve been in GQ [02:02.67]I\'m single and I\'m rich [02:04.31]And I\'ve got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind [02:09.73]It turns girls on that I抦 mysterious [02:13.19]I tell them I don\'t want nothing serious [02:16.87]\'Cause even on a slow day [02:18.88]I could have a three way [02:20.64]Chat with two women at one time [02:23.72]I\'m so much cooler online [02:27.63]So much cooler online [02:30.63] [02:31.12]When you got my kind of stats [02:32.98]It\'s hard to get a date [02:34.80]Let alone a real girlfriend [02:38.33]But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight [02:42.01]Every time I login [02:50.24] [03:00.49]Online [03:02.46]I\'m out in Hollywood [03:04.14]I\'m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good [03:07.63]Even on a slow day [03:09.43]I could have a three way [03:11.20]Chat with two women at one time [03:14.06]I\'m so much cooler online [03:18.15]Yeah, I\'m cooler online [03:21.43]I\'m so much cooler online [03:25.36]Yeah, I\'m cooler online [03:28.72] [03:32.54]Yeah, I\'m cooler online [03:35.43] [03:39.86]Yeah, I have see ya online [03:46.55]Brad Paisley Lyrics [03:47.96]END @_@