A Secretary Is Not A Toy-Mary Faber/Michael Park

[00:00.00]Gentlemen! Gentlemen! [00:04.25]A secretary is not a toy, [00:08.12]No my boy; [00:10.05]Not a toy to fondle and dandle [00:14.81]And playfully handle [00:17.78]In search of some puerile joy. [00:22.59]No, a secretary is not, [00:27.82]Definitely not a toy. [00:32.86] [00:37.38]You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt! [00:41.16]We wouldn't have any other way, Mr. Bratt! [00:45.45]It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt! [00:48.19] [00:57.12]A secretary is not a toy, [00:59.14]No my boy, [01:00.42]not a toy. [01:02.30]So do not go jumping for joy, [01:05.30]Boy! A secretary is not... [01:07.78]A secretary is not, [01:09.79]A secretary is not ...a toy. [01:14.60] [01:21.08]A secretary is not a pet, [01:25.76]Nor an erector set. [01:29.93]t happened to Charlie McCoy, boy! [01:32.39]They fired him a shot [01:34.38]The day the fellow forgot [01:37.01]A secretary is not... A toy! [01:41.61] [01:43.83]She's a highly specialized key [01:47.62]Component of operation unity... [01:50.18]A fine and sensitive mechanism [01:52.40]To serve the office community [01:54.39]With a mother at home [01:56.11]She supports. [01:58.62]And you'll find nothing like her at F.A.O. Schwartz! [02:02.77] [02:05.91]A secretary is not to be [02:07.76]Used for play therapy. [02:12.75]Be good to the girl you employ, boy; [02:14.58]Remember, no matter what [02:16.20]Neurotic trouble you've got, [02:18.97]A secretary is not ...a toy. [02:23.54] [02:32.18]A secretary is not a thing [02:34.33]One buy key, hold by string [02:36.55]Her pad...Is to write in, [02:38.77]And not spend the night in [02:40.88]If that's what you plan to enjoy. [02:46.45]No! [02:48.04]The secretary you got, [02:49.61]Is definitely not [02:51.83]Employed to do a gavotte, [02:54.00]Or you know what, [02:56.32]Before you jump for joy, [02:58.52]Remember this my boy, [03:05.02]A secretary is not, [03:09.30]A tinker toy!