Gareth Bale-Jim Daly

[00:01.93]There is a player called Gareth Bale [00:05.85]It's such a waste that he plays for Wales [00:09.91]He scores every time he's on the attack [00:13.15]And he's got much better since he had his ears pinned back [00:16.75] [00:17.86]He looks like a Neanderthal [00:21.16]But his pace and left foot are so wonderful [00:25.27]But he ain't perfect, he'll take a tumble you'll see [00:29.32]He'd fit perfectly in the Olympic diving team [00:33.02] [00:33.94]And he is only twenty-three [00:37.42]Can he be better than Ryan Giggs? Let's see [00:41.53]But surely not Cristiano Ronaldo, how? [00:45.38]Jeff Stelling reckons that? Oh, he's such a clown [00:48.88] [00:49.58]Shut it Jeff and just head back to Countdown [00:53.49]Bale can hear you with his giant ear surround sound [00:58.20]