Code Monkey-Jonathan Coulton

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton [00:01.295]Code Monkey get up get coffee.
程序猿起身起身喝咖啡 [00:04.271]Code Monkey go to job.
程序猿去上班 [00:07.327]Code Monkey have boring meeting.
程序猿开了个无聊的会 [00:10.295]With boring manager Rob.
一起开会的是无聊的上司Rob [00:13.071]Rob say Code Monkey very diligent. Rob
说程序猿很勤奋 [00:16.033]But his output stink.
但做的东西却不行 [00:19.065]His code not "functional" or "elegant".
他的代码“不好用”或“不够优雅” [00:22.175]What do Code Monkey think?
程序猿在想什么呢？ [00:23.831]Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself.
程序猿想，上司可能想干脆自己来写那个TMD登录页 [00:29.503]Code Monkey not say it out loud.
程序猿没大声说出来 [00:32.607]Code Monkey not crazy, just proud.
程序猿可没疯，只是有点得意 [00:35.695]Code Monkey like Fritos.
程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片 [00:38.663]Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
程序猿喜欢喝Tab和Mountain Dew [00:41.671]Code Monkey very simple man.
程序猿是个直爽人 [00:44.647]With big warm fuzzy secret heart.
心里藏着点温暖的小秘密 [00:47.695]Code Monkey like you.(2X)
程序猿喜欢你 [01:01.111]Code Monkey hang around at front desk.
程序猿在前台晃悠 [01:04.062]Tell you sweater look nice.
说你的毛线衣真好看 [01:07.150]Code Monkey offer buy you soda.
程序猿主动给你买苏打水 [01:10.415]Bring you cup, bring you ice.
还送上杯子和冰块 [01:13.209]You say no thank you for the soda cause.
你说谢谢，不用了 [01:16.143]Soda make you fat.
因为喝苏打水会变胖 [01:19.183]Anyway you busy with the telephone.
反正你忙着接电话 [01:22.095]No time for chat.
没时间闲聊 [01:23.783]Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work.
程序猿走回小隔间，坐下假装工作 [01:29.574]Code Monkey not thinking so straight.
程序猿没想通 [01:32.689]Code Monkey not feeling so great.
程序猿感觉不太好 [01:35.903]Code Monkey like Fritos.
程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片 [01:38.647]Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
程序猿喜欢喝Tab和Mountain Dew [01:41.695]Code Monkey very simple man.
程序猿是个爽直人 [01:44.672]With big warm fuzzy secret heart.
心里藏着点温暖的小秘密 [01:47.671]Code Monkey like you.
程序猿喜欢你 [01:53.743]Code Monkey like you a lot.
程序猿很喜欢你 [02:07.127]Code Monkey have every reason.
程序猿有无数理由 [02:10.134]To get out this place.
离开这个地方 [02:13.135]Code Monkey just keep on working.
程序猿还是留下来工作 [02:16.064]See your soft pretty face.
看着你可爱柔软的脸 [02:18.983]Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake.
醒来，拿咖啡和蛋糕做早餐 [02:22.063]Take bath, take nap.
洗澡，睡觉 [02:25.031]This job "fulfilling in creative way".
这工作“创意无穷” [02:28.007]Such a load of crap
真是废话一堆 [02:29.775]Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you.
程序猿以为总有一天会得到一切，包括像你一般可爱的女孩 [02:35.663]Code Monkey just waiting for now.
程序猿在等待 [02:38.630]Code Monkey say someday, somehow.
程序猿说，总有一天，总会实现 [02:41.745]Code Monkey like Fritos.
程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片 [02:44.630]Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
程序猿喜欢喝Tab和Mountain Dew [02:47.702]Code Monkey very simple man.
程序猿是个爽直人 [02:50.670]With big warm fuzzy secret heart.
心里藏着点温暖的小秘密 [02:53.606]Code Monkey like you.(2X)
程序猿喜欢你