I'm My Own Grandpa-Lonzo & Oscar

[00:00.510]It sounds funny I know [00:04.730]But it really is so [00:08.370]Oh, I'm my own grandpa [00:18.530]I'm my own grandpa [00:22.920]I'm my own grandpa [00:26.770]It sounds funny I know [00:29.110]But it really is so [00:31.180]Oh, I'm my own grandpa [00:36.110]Oh, many, many years ago [00:38.100]When I was twenty-three [00:40.300]I was married to a widow [00:42.280]Who was pretty as can be [00:44.710]This widow had a grown-up daughter [00:47.370]Who had hair of red [00:49.090]My father fell in love with her [00:51.390]And soon the two were wed [00:53.410]This made my dad my son-in-law [00:55.770]And changed my very life [00:57.680]For my daughter was my mother [00:59.660]'Cause she was my father's wife [01:01.580]To complicate the matter [01:04.100]Though it really brought me joy [01:06.260]I soon became the father [01:08.210]Of a bouncing baby boy [01:10.640]This little baby then became [01:13.070]A brother-in-law to Dad [01:14.920]And so became my uncle [01:17.400]Though it made me very sad [01:19.280]For if he was my uncle [01:21.350]Then that also made him brother [01:23.360]Of the widow's grown-up daughter [01:25.700]Who of course is my step-mother [01:28.120]I'm my own grandpa [01:32.220]I'm my own grandpa [01:36.140]It sounds funny I know [01:38.480]But it really is so [01:40.620]Oh, I'm my own grandpa [01:45.260]My father's wife then had a son [01:47.450]Who kept them on the run [01:49.370]And he became my grandchild [01:51.790]For he was my daughter's son [01:53.810]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:56.360]And it makes me blue [01:58.020]Because although she is my wife [02:00.500]She's my grandmother too [02:02.380]I'm my own grandpa [02:06.530]I'm my own grandpa [02:10.260]It sounds funny I know [02:12.600]But it really is so [02:16.920]Oh, I'm my own grandpa [02:26.240]Now if my wife is my grandmother [02:29.160]Then I'm her grandchild [02:31.000]And every time I think of it [02:33.920]It nearly drives me wild [02:35.410]For now I have become [02:37.070]The strangest case you ever saw [02:39.410]As husband of my grandma [02:41.790]I am my own grandpa [02:43.900]I'm my own grandpa [02:47.870]I'm my own grandpa [02:51.820]It sounds funny I know [02:54.360]But it really is so [02:56.580]Oh, I'm my own grandpa