Ball Of Kerrymuir-Jim Croce

[00:08.29]Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness, [00:11.89]And when the Ball was over, [00:13.71]there were four-and-twenty less, [00:16.03]Singin' balls to your partner, [00:18.36]your ass against the wall, [00:19.94]If ya never been had on a Saturday night, [00:22.22]ya never been had at all. [00:27.05]There was doin' in the parlor, [00:28.80]there was doin' on the stones, [00:31.45]But ya couldn't a hear the music [00:32.91]for the wheezin' and the groans, [00:34.96]Singin' balls to your partner, [00:37.40]your ass against the wall, [00:39.04]If ya never been had on a Saturday night, [00:41.39]ya never been had at all. [00:54.75]The undertaker, he was there, [00:56.53]all wrapped up in a shroud, [00:58.80]Swingin' from the chandelier, [01:00.66]and peein' on the crowd, [01:02.49]Singin' balls to your partner, [01:04.81]your ass against the wall, [01:06.42]If ya never been had on a Saturday night, [01:08.75]ya never been had at all. [01:13.90]The village cripple, he was there, [01:15.80]ah he could not do much, [01:18.15]So he lined the ladies against the wall, [01:19.91]and he did 'em with his crutch, [01:21.68]Singin' balls to your partner, [01:23.97]your ass against the wall, [01:26.01]If ya never been had on a Saturday night, [01:28.26]ya never been had at all. [01:45.80]Miss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front, [01:49.62]Some posies in her hand, [01:51.27]and a carrot (in her cunt), [01:53.89]Singin' balls to your partner, [01:55.77]your ass against the wall, [01:57.49]If ya never been had on a Saturday night, [01:59.95]ya never been had at all. [02:36.42]The Village postman, he was there, [02:37.93]but the poor man had the pox, [02:40.04]He could not do the lassies, [02:41.93]so he did the letter box, [02:43.50]Singin' balls to your partner, [02:45.79]your ass against the wall, [02:47.68]If ya never been had on a Saturday night, [02:50.00]ya never been had at all. [03:11.62]The Village Magician, he was there, [03:13.47]he gave us all a laugh, [03:15.70]He pulled his foreskin over his head, [03:17.49]and he vanished up his ass, [03:19.41]Singin' balls to your partner, [03:21.56]your ass against the wall, [03:23.41]If ya never been had on a Saturday night, [03:25.68]ya never been had at all. [03:27.35]