Be Our Guest-Alan Menken

[00:02.67]Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride [00:06.76]and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight [00:10.46]And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a [00:14.52]chair as the dining room proudly presents [00:18.86]your dinner! [00:21.74]Be our guest [00:25.11]Be our guest [00:26.55]Put our service to the test [00:28.47]Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie [00:31.20]And we provide the rest [00:33.62]Soup du jour [00:34.72]Hot hors d'oeuvres [00:36.11]hy, we only live to serve [00:37.93]Try the grey stuff, it's delicious [00:39.77]Don't believe me? Ask the dishes [00:42.47]They can sing [00:43.86]They can dance [00:45.20]After all, Miss, this is France [00:47.10]And a dinner here is never second best [00:51.49]Go on, unfold your menu [00:53.52]Take a glance and then you'll [00:55.86]Be our guest [00:57.26]Oui, our guest [00:58.32]Be our guest [01:00.63]Beef ragout [01:01.74]Cheese souffle [01:02.92]Pie and pudding "en flambe" [01:04.73]We'll prepare and serve with flair [01:06.83]A culinary cabaret [01:08.70]You're alone [01:10.19]And you're scared [01:11.45]But the banquet's all prepared [01:13.43]No one's gloomy or complaining [01:15.56]While the flatware's entertaining [01:17.64]We tell jokes [01:18.95]I do tricks [01:20.20]With my fellow candlesticks [01:21.74]And it's all in perfect taste [01:23.94]That you can bet [01:26.14]Come on and lift your glass [01:28.18]You've won your own free pass [01:30.33]To be out guest [01:31.37]If you're stressed [01:32.66]It's fine dining we suggest [01:34.72]Be our guest [01:35.88]Be our guest [01:37.10]Be our guest [01:40.22]Life is so unnerving [01:43.23]For a servat who's not serving [01:45.26]He's not whole without a soul to wait upon [01:50.22]Ah, those good old days when we were useful [01:55.10]Suddenly those good old days are gone [01:59.78]Ten years we've been rusting [02:02.50]Needing so much more than dusting [02:04.62]Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills [02:09.26]Most days we just lay around the castle [02:13.84]Flabby, fat and lazy [02:16.31]You walked in and oops-a-daisy [02:18.19]It's a guest [02:19.21]It's a guest [02:20.33]Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed [02:21.91]Wine's been poured and thank the Lord [02:23.83]I've had the napkins freshly pressed [02:25.88]With dessert [02:26.92]She'll want tea [02:28.00]And my dear that's fine with me [02:29.65]While the cups do their soft shoeing [02:31.75]I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing [02:33.55]I'll get warm [02:34.59]Piping hot [02:35.66]Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot [02:37.21]Clean it up! We want the company impressed [02:40.99]We've got a lot to do [02:42.93]Is it one lump or two [02:44.90]For you, our guest [02:46.30]She's our guest [02:47.12]She's our guest [02:48.50]She's our guest [02:49.14]Be our guest [02:50.14]Be our guest [02:51.70]Our command is your request [02:52.70]It's ten years since we had anybody here [02:55.40]And we're obsessed [02:56.62]With your meal [02:57.63]With your ease [02:58.66]Yes, indeed, we aim to please [03:00.46]While the candlelight's still glowing [03:03.33]Let us help you [03:05.20]We'll keep going [03:07.89]Course by course [03:11.99]One by one [03:14.55]'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" [03:17.26]Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest [03:21.50]Tonight you'll prop your feet up [03:23.23]But for now, let's eat up [03:24.95]Be our guest [03:27.20]Be our guest [03:28.87]Be our guest [03:29.81]Please, be our guest