UK Visa Versa-MC Lars

[00:00.588]Hey England... let's kick it. [00:02.834]Cops without guns and the NME. [00:05.081]Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? [00:07.562]Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings? [00:10.148]Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens? [00:12.395]Flipside experience, well not really. [00:14.642]More familiar than Russia or Chile. [00:17.123]Up for cricket or squash, or the London zoo? [00:19.474]Look, you hate George Bush and we do too. [00:22.008]Fab music scene, though, UK bands are ace, [00:24.202]And you guys are the most polite of the human race. [00:26.971]Fish and chips, crumpets, bangers and mash, [00:29.453]Shakespeare, Donne, Sid Vicious and the Clash. [00:31.856]You love our movies, we kind of like yours. [00:34.286]We love the way you talk, "please help help us in these wars." [00:36.820]You stopped staying "fab, " we stopped saying "groovy, " [00:39.197]Our Scotland is Canada; you saw the South Park movie. [00:41.600]I love England and visa versa, [00:43.925]American perspective in these Visa verses. [00:46.433]Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush. [00:48.496]Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus. [00:51.213]I love you England, so let's both ignore [00:53.616]The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war. [00:56.098]Oxford, London, and Guildford too, [00:58.449]Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you. [01:00.904]The Florida incident? Democracy at work, [01:03.229]But we've still got love for your boy Edmund Burke. [01:05.659]If it weren't for us, you'd be speaking German, [01:08.036]But then we gave you Hanson and Pee Wee Herman. [01:10.570]You gave us the Beatles, and you gave us the Who [01:12.921]We gave you Kris Kross and Vanilla Ice too. [01:15.455]You gave us "Chicken Run" and the Teletubies, [01:17.753]We gave you McDonald's and got you chubby. [01:20.183]You think we're all Trailer Trash obnoxious and noisy. [01:22.482]But that's just Springer, Ricki Lake, and Boise. [01:25.146]We're friendly and fake and proud of our nation, [01:27.549]Overweight, wasting gas, hedonic civilization. [01:29.796]We're sue-happy mad overworked compulsive winners, [01:32.225]Strong facade but insecure, just think Seymour Skinner. [01:34.864]We're obsessed with image, old age and fat, [01:37.241]Technology, death, and our dogs and cats, [01:39.696]The superbowl, shopping, S.U.V.'s and money, [01:41.995]Santa Claus, hygiene and the Easter Bunny. [01:44.529]But bigger is better and we love our T.V. [01:46.775]From L.A. to Boston, to Nashville, Tennessee. [01:49.440]And yes 1/4 of Americans own guns [01:51.817]In case you come back to punish your sons. [01:54.273]But Mother Britain listen, there's still a tie that binds us, [01:56.702]The U.S. isn't perfect, you don't have to remind us. [01:59.131]I love England and visa versa, [02:01.535]American perspective in these Visa verses. [02:03.886]Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush. [02:06.132]Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus. [02:08.797]I love you England, so let's both ignore [02:11.148]The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war. [02:13.629]Oxford, London, and Guildford too, [02:16.006]Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you. [02:18.540]I love England and visa versa, [02:21.022]American perspective in these Visa verses. [02:23.321]Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush. [02:25.515]Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus. [02:28.153]I love you England, so let's both ignore [02:30.557]The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war. [02:33.038]Oxford, London, and Guildford too, [02:35.389]Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you.