A Day In The Life-Phish

[00:13.00]I read a news today, oh boy, [00:18.00]About a lucky man who made a grade, [00:25.00]And though the news was rather sad, [00:31.00]Well, I just had to laugh. [00:38.00]I saw the photograph. [00:43.00]He blew his mind out in a car, [00:50.00]He didn't notice that the lights have changed, [00:56.00]A crowd of people stood and stared, [01:02.00]They've seen his face before, [01:05.00]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. [01:12.00]I saw a film today, oh boy, [01:18.00]The English army had just won the war, [01:24.00]A crowd of people turned away, [01:29.00]But I just had a look, [01:34.00]Having read a book, I'd like to turn you on... [02:21.00]Woke up, fell out of bed, [02:24.00]dragged a comb across my head, [02:28.00]found my way downstairs and drank a cup, [02:31.00]and looking up I noticed I was late. [02:35.00]Found my coat and grabbed my head, [02:38.00]made the bus in second flat, [02:42.00]found my way upstairs and had a smoke, [02:45.00]and somebody spoke and I went into a dream [03:18.00]I read a news today, oh boy, [03:24.00]four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire, [03:30.00]and though the holes were rather small, [03:36.00]they had to count them all, [03:39.00]now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall, [03:44.00]I'd love to turn you on.