The Neden Game-Insane Clown Posse

[00:00.37]"Let's meet contestant number one [00:02.74]He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown [00:05.66]Who says, "woman love his ***y smile" [00:09.06]Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon [00:12.10]Sharon, what's your question?" [00:13.54]"Contestant number one, [00:14.84]I believe first impressions last forever [00:16.83]So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house [00:19.56]And have dinner with me and my family [00:21.39]Tell me what you would do to make [00:22.99]That first impression really stick" [00:24.98]Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it [00:28.59]I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it [00:32.01]I'd probably just show up naked like I always do [00:34.74]And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "************* YOU!!!" [00:38.10]Hurry up *************, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti [00:41.21]I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" [00:44.31]Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed [00:47.43]I'd have to walk up and bust him in his ******g lips! [00:50.55]It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother [00:53.73]I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother [00:56.97]I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this [00:59.94]You know for only 13, she got some big ************* [01:03.23]After that, your dad will try to jump again [01:06.34]And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin [01:09.64]After you mom does the dishes and the silverware [01:12.62]I'd dry-************* her till I nut in my underwear [01:16.76] [01:22.35]"Now, let's me contestant number two [01:25.46]He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak [01:28.88]Who works for the Dark Carnival [01:31.01]He says women call him stretch nuts [01:33.18]Sharon, let's hear your question" [01:34.99]"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions [01:38.15]A man who expresses himself in his own special way [01:41.63]Number two, if you fell in love with me [01:44.50]Exactly how would you let me know?" [01:46.43]First thing, I could never love you [01:50.47]You sound like a richie-*************, yo, ************* YOU!!! [01:53.76]But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care [01:57.18]By taking all these other mother*******s outta here [02:00.09]I'd go through your phone book and whack em all [02:03.35]And find contestant number one and break his ******g jaw （what?!） [02:06.83]Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay [02:09.50]I'd be blowing ******g nuggets off all day [02:12.61]I'd grab your ******* and stretch em down past your waist [02:15.66]Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face [02:19.03]I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can [02:22.19]Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!! [02:25.99]When we go to the beach and walk through the sand [02:28.54]I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing [02:31.72]As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back [02:34.76]And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!! [02:37.71] [02:45.36]"Well it sounds like contestant number two [02:47.23]Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon [02:49.66]It's a touch choice so far [02:51.58]Sharon, let's have your last question and [02:54.51]See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" [02:57.00]"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the [03:01.47]same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would [03:06.18]your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!" [03:09.42]Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar [03:12.72]And tell you that I can't believe how ******g fat you are [03:15.89]I'd tell that I like the way you make your ******* shake [03:18.94]And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake! [03:22.18]************* that, you'd be jocking me quick [03:25.28]I'd order you a drink and stir it with my ************* [03:28.57]And then to get your attention in the crowded place [03:31.69]I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [03:34.92]Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her [03:38.22]Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better [03:40.64]Look, ************* you, I got a strong rap [03:44.19]*************t, you don't want contestant number two [03:46.75]He's mad-whack [03:47.24]I walk into a bar and there he was [03:50.59]Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to ************* it [03:53.95]It was a big ******g smelly, ass farm llama [03:56.94]Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!