Stink Foot-Frank Zappa

[00:02.07]In the dark [00:05.29]Where all the fevers grow [00:09.43]Under the water [00:12.71]Where the shark bubbles blow [00:16.84]In the mornin' [00:20.09]By yer radio [00:23.05]Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya [00:26.20]You ain't got no friends . . . [00:28.25]An' all the others: they hate ya [00:30.23]Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm? [00:34.79]Well, lemme straighten you out [00:37.21]About a place I know . . . [00:39.93](Get yer shoes 'n socks on people, [00:41.63]It's right aroun' the corner!) [00:45.04]Out through the night [00:46.45]An' the whispering breezes [00:48.30]To the place where they keep [00:50.20]The Imaginary Diseases, [00:52.32]Out through the night [00:53.64]An' the whispering breezes [00:55.54]To the place where they keep [00:57.23]The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . . [01:08.20]This has to be the disease for you [01:10.97]Now scientists call this disease [01:13.16]Bromidrosis [01:14.60]But us regular folks [01:16.62]Who might wear tennis shoes [01:17.83]Or an occasional python boot [01:19.78]Know this exquisite little inconvenience [01:22.06]By the name of: [01:23.32]STINK FOOT [01:27.09]Y'know, my python boot is too tight [01:32.12]I couldn't get it off last night [01:33.91]A week went by, an' now it's July [01:38.68]I finally got it off [01:40.22]An' my girl-friend cry [01:41.78]"You got STINK FOOT! [01:45.99]STINK FOOT, darlin' [01:49.25]Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! [01:56.46]STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', [01:59.76]Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" [02:04.07]Here Fido . . . Fido . . . [02:06.80]C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers [02:09.46]"Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) [02:13.45]Heh heh heh . . . sick . . . [03:53.90]Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over [03:57.52]An' he looked me straight in the eye [03:58.67]An' you know what he said? [04:01.27]Once upon a time [04:04.45]Somebody say to me [04:06.26](This is a dog talkin' now) [04:08.05]What is your Conceptual Continuity? [04:15.51]Well, I told him right then [04:16.76](Fido said) [04:18.72]It should be easy to see [04:22.88]The crux of the biscuit [04:25.46]Is the Apostrophe(') [04:28.58]Well, you know [04:30.49]The man who was talkin' to the dog [04:31.83]Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief) [04:36.93]"You can't say that!" [04:39.10]He said: [04:43.51]"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! [04:46.88]I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T! [04:50.65]IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T [04:56.28]'N IT SHOULDN'T . . . [04:58.00]IT COULDN'T!" [04:59.38]He told me NO NO NO! [05:02.08]I told him YES YES YES! [05:05.40]I said: "I do it all the time . . . [05:09.07]Ain't this boogie a mess!" [05:13.04]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [05:16.33]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [05:19.71]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [05:23.08]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [05:26.45]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [05:29.90]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [05:33.38]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [05:36.57]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [05:39.84](POO-DLE . . . ) [05:42.12]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [05:43.40]( . . . BITES) [05:44.23]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [05:45.40](POO-DLE . . . ) [05:46.50]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [05:48.75]( . . . BITES) [05:49.18]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [05:52.09](POO-DLE . . . ) [05:53.05]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [05:54.68]( . . . BITES) [05:55.76]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [05:58.00](POO-DLE . . . ) [05:58.96]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [06:01.32]( . . . BITES) [06:02.76]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [06:05.00]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [06:08.75]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [06:12.38]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [06:14.02]THE POODLE CHEWS IT [06:17.72]THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES [06:22.14]