Inflatable You-Tim Minchin

[00:04.86]This is a love song. [00:07.74]Your love for me is not debatable [00:11.92]Your ***ual appetite's insatiable [00:16.03]You never ever make me waitable [00:19.40]Delectable, inflatable you. [00:25.37]You don't have problems with your weight at all [00:30.04]You never steal food off my plate at all [00:34.25]I never have to masturbate at all [00:38.07]Unstoppable, inflatable you. [00:43.52]You never seem to menstruate at all [00:47.54]So you're not angry when I'm late at all [00:51.71]I feel permanently fallatable [00:55.53]Unpoppable, inflatable you. [01:00.74]With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away [01:08.42]With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day [01:15.33]In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown [01:21.01]We could just float forever whatever the weather [01:24.89]Whenever my inflatable lover's around. [01:29.95]Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable [01:34.06]You always do what you are toldable [01:38.02]And if we argue you just foldable [01:41.84]Controllable consolable you. [01:46.09]My mates all reckon you are suitable [01:50.22]I took you around to watch the footable [01:54.37]And Steve and Gary said you're rootable [01:57.87]Refutable, commutable you. [02:02.44]You're never sensitive or tickly [02:06.66]When I rub you my skin goes prickly [02:10.63]It's know as static electricity [02:14.21]Felicity when I'm kissing you. [02:19.87]Your skin is so smooth [02:22.83]I couldn't afford you with hair [02:27.65]You have all the holes real girls have got [02:31.69]plus one for the air [02:36.04]Your problems are simple, [02:38.26]I don't need my Masters in Psych [02:41.62]To know if you get down I just perk you right up [02:45.23]With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike. [02:50.43]You never wake up when I snore at all [02:53.90]A trait which I find quite adorable [02:57.38]You have a box and you are storable [03:00.30]Ignorable, back-doorable you. [03:06.81]Any ***ual position's feasible [03:10.47]Although you don't bend at the knees at all [03:14.02]Your hooters are so firm and squeezable [03:17.19]Increasable, un-creasable you. [03:20.75]You don't complain about my hairy back [03:24.27]Or about the inches that downstairs I lack [03:28.34]You're not disgusted by my furry crack [03:33.11]Burt Bacharach... [03:35.22]Jack Kerouac... [03:38.09]Oooo... [03:40.64]Now birth control is not an issue [03:44.15]I clean it all off with a tissue [03:48.06]I bet my jealous friends all wish you [03:51.33]Were insatiably inflatably theirs. [05:22.92]Don't let me down. [05:26.69]Don't let me down. [05:29.95]Don't let me down. [05:32.81]And I won't let you down.