The Big Bang Theory-Parliament

[00:00.000] 作词 : Ronald Dunbar/George Clinton Jr./Don Sterling [00:00.015] 作曲 : Ronald Dunbar/George Clinton Jr./Don Sterling [00:00.30]Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, [00:03.59]Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... [00:07.58]The Earth began to cool, [00:09.17]The autotrophs began to drool, [00:10.48]Neanderthals developed tools, [00:11.95]We built a wall (we built the pyramids), [00:13.34]Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries, [00:16.66]That all started with the big bang! [00:19.40]"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, [00:22.26]As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. [00:25.30]A fraction of a second and the elements were made. [00:28.13]The bipeds stood up straight, [00:29.90]The dinosaurs all met their fate, [00:31.80]They tried to leap but they were late [00:33.00]And they all died (they froze their asses off) [00:34.64]The oceans and pangea [00:35.82]See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya [00:37.33]Set in motion by the same big bang! [00:40.36]It all started with the big BANG! [00:44.00]It's expanding ever outward but one day [00:49.46]It will cause the stars to go the other way, [00:54.85]Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt [01:00.42]Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! [01:08.96] [01:17.85]Australopithecus would really have been sick of us [01:20.45]Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) [01:23.45]Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy [01:26.69]It all started with the big bang! [01:29.00]Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology [01:32.60]It all started with the big bang! [01:35.40]It all started with the big BANG!