Mr. Chandler-The Choir

[00:00.00](People don't travel with pens anymore) [00:28.83]Now I must have a word with [00:32.71]Mr. Chandler [00:42.38]Your ticket has been modified, Mr. Chandler [00:54.71]The K has been changed [00:57.83]Crudely to a T [01:01.29]It is my obligation, my responsibility [01:08.48]Kim could your wife [01:11.20]She could be your sister [01:15.49]Such is my life [01:18.69]I must inform you Mr. Chandler [01:25.05]Mr. Chandler [01:28.27]You've got a fraudulent ticket [01:32.31]A fraudulent ticket, Mr. Chandler [01:38.76]Mr. Chandler [01:41.80]You've got a fraudulent ticket [02:08.03]At last we got to Winnipeg [02:12.86]Manitoba [02:21.78]Drive into the wilderness [02:27.41]And played the show [02:33.96]We found a pair of boats [02:37.11]And rowed out on that lake [02:40.97]Fired up four smoky treats [02:44.30]Joked about the day [02:48.13]Kim could be your niece [02:51.23]Your Aunt [02:52.86]Your daughter [02:54.82]We howled like ghouls on that cool black water [03:04.64]Mr. Chandler [03:07.83]Mr. Chandler [03:10.86]You've got a fraudulent ticket [03:15.08]A fraudulent ticket, Mr. Chandler [03:21.47]Mr. Chandler [03:24.49]You've got a fraudulent ticket [03:35.71]I cannot let you fly [03:49.77]I cannot let you fly [03:54.77](Flight 144 to Saskatchewan boarding now) [04:06.25]Mr. Chandler [04:09.59]Mr. Chandler [04:12.59]You've got a fraudulent ticket [04:16.90]A fraudulent ticket, Mr. Chandler [04:23.26]Mr. Chandler [04:26.19]You've got a fraudulent ticket