Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma-Ninja Sex Party

[00:00.000] 作词 : Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan [00:01.000] 作曲 : Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan [00:05.67]Oh hey. [00:06.82]Did I ever tell you about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? [00:11.28]Yeah, that's a thing that happened. [00:14.15]So please, pay attention. [00:16.60]I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus. [00:18.80] [00:19.29]It's the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city [00:21.61]It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty [00:23.91]And on the other side of town something rages down the path [00:26.30]If you had a lisp you'd know it's kickin' therious ath [00:28.83]Mortal enemies since the early days of yore [00:31.30]We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war [00:33.60]They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut [00:36.27]They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts [00:38.66]Not a single human being can survive in the vicinity [00:40.86]It's kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity [00:43.13]Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place [00:45.80]When we got a frantic call from the President of Space [00:48.11]Saying, "You're the only hope to save billions of lives" [00:50.44]I said, "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives [00:52.85]We can be there in an hour if we really, really try." [00:55.39]But we didn't, so they ate France, sorry if you died [00:57.50] [00:58.00]Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma [01:00.21]Giants from the sky with no sense of humor [01:02.65]Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl [01:05.06]One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul [01:07.45]Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma [01:09.75]I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba [01:12.18]I would be lucky if we live to see dawn [01:14.50]They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn [01:16.81] [01:17.14]****! I just had that re-sodded. [01:20.98]That's gonna be like twenty-five dollars, [01:24.32]at least. Damn it. [01:25.85] [01:26.65]A couple hours later NSP hit the scene [01:28.87]You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream [01:31.23]"Where have you been!?" screamed the president, "We're all under attack!" [01:33.48]"I had a craving for pistachio, get off my ******* back." [01:35.99]Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass [01:38.36]Some guy said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face [01:40.84]Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude [01:43.18]We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood [01:45.60]We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance [01:48.04]And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance [01:50.57]I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants [01:52.86]Now I can't forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced [01:55.23]When the *** was over they took off into the sky [01:57.72]All the world screamed "NSP you are super-awesome guys" [02:00.08]So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show [02:02.60]Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row [02:04.70] [02:05.22]Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma [02:07.37]Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up [02:09.70]Finally we’re safe, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!" [02:12.01]Doug you suck but that's a story for another day [02:14.72]Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma [02:16.97]I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal [02:19.46]Choose *** over murder even if you're from the stars [02:21.74]Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car [02:23.95] [02:25.30]Son of a *****! [02:27.52]I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. [02:31.84]Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.