Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)-Hazbin Hotel/Erika Henningsen/Christian Borle/Joel Perez/Lilli Cooper/Stephanie Beatriz/Kevin Del Aguila/Krystina Alabado/Keith David/Kimiko Glenn/Amir Talai/Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg

[00:00.000] 作词 : Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg [00:01.000] 作曲 : Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg [00:02.000] 制作人 : Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft [00:06.216]Charlie:Come on in, here's your key
快进来，这是你的钥匙 [00:08.803]Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see
让我帮你拿行李，等你看到时就会知道 [00:12.050]The hotel, 'cause it's great!
这家客栈 真的非常棒 [00:15.458]If you parked your car, we'll validate
如果你是开车来的，我们会帮你停车盖章 [00:18.958]All our guests are family
我们所有的客人都是家人 [00:22.889]Angel: Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff!
嘿，**，把手从我的胸毛上拿开! [00:24.868]That's the Hazbin guarantee
这就是地狱客栈的承诺—— [00:30.060]And did I mention it's free?
噢我它甚至是免费的吗? [00:31.442]Alastor: It's worth the price
绝对值这个价钱 [00:32.310]Vaggie: Oh, be nice
噢，客气点吧 [00:33.006]Husk: Full of drunks
一群酒鬼... [00:33.842]Cherri: Full of cunts!
一堆**! [00:34.414]Niffty:Full of sticky floors covered in junk
一堆覆盖着垃圾的黏黏地板 [00:37.515]Charlie: Ha, don't mind them
哈，别在意那些 [00:38.182]Angel: No one does!
没人会这样干的! [00:39.370]Charlie:Or that hole
又或者那个洞口? [00:40.372]Vaggie: Ugh, Cherri!
呃，车厘! [00:40.935]Cherri:What?
啥啊? [00:41.496]Charlie: You've made a great choice to save your soul
你为救赎你的灵魂做出了一个绝对正确的选择 [00:43.997]'Cause redemption is possibleI really, really hope
我真的真的希望救赎是可以实现的 [00:47.553]'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a ****in' joke
因为如果它不能，我的整个儿魔生就是一个天大的笑话 [00:50.569]And my friend died for no reason
并且我的朋友毫无意义的死了 [00:52.193]And I'm never gonna cope
这点我永远接受无能 [00:53.615]From watching him get ****ing murdered right in front of me last month
自从上个月亲眼见证他在我眼前被杀害 [00:56.841]Baxter:What?
哈??? [00:57.440]There's a bar!
对了，这里还有家酒吧! [00:57.777]Husk:What the shit?
什么狗屁玩意? [00:58.866]Charlie: Have a beer
来一杯吧 [00:59.459]Baxter: I don't drink
我不喝酒... [01:00.125]Charlie: I just know you're gonna love it here
我就知道你会喜欢这里的 [01:03.678]Charlie&Vaggie: We can live in harmony
我们可以和谐共处 [01:07.462]Husk: No, I can't make a ****ing Mai Tai
不，我才不会调一杯他吗的Mai Tai! [01:09.977]That's the Hazbin guarantee
这就是地狱客栈的承诺—— [01:14.663]Charlie:Now repeat after me
现在跟我一起唱! [01:16.176]Charlie: I'm checkin' in
我要入住—— [01:17.575](I'm checkin' in)
(我要入住) [01:19.139]I'm seekin' guidance
我要寻求指引—— [01:20.678](I'm seekin' guidance)
(我要寻求指引) [01:21.745]Come on, everybody!
大伙儿都来啊! [01:22.642]For my reckonin'
为了我的救赎之旅—— [01:23.783](For my reckonin')
(为了我的救赎之旅) [01:24.885]I'll never turn to violence
我绝不会暴力行事—— [01:26.964](I'll never turn——)
(我绝不会——) [01:27.731](Wait, I like violence)
(等等，我还挺喜欢暴力的) [01:28.659]I'm checkin' in
我要入住—— [01:30.054](I'm checkin' in)
(我要入住) [01:32.009]I'm seekin' guidance
我要寻求指引—— [01:33.685](That place sucked ass)
(这个地方像狗屎一样) [01:34.758]Vox: Psst, hey, you
喂，嘿，你 [01:36.001]Who? Me?
谁?我吗? [01:37.321]Vox: That's right, baby!
没错，宝贝! [01:38.771]Redemption got you snoring?
救赎让你昏昏欲睡? [01:40.507]That scene was ****ing boring
听起来也太特么的无聊了! [01:42.209]Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?
你就没有考虑过从事一个更有回报的职业吗? [01:45.100]Because I sense a drop of star potential
因为我的直觉告诉我你的身上有一丁点儿的明星潜质 [01:48.135]With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential
只要一点小推动，就能形成滔天巨浪 [01:51.655]Velvette: Come on down to Vee Tower
来我们3V塔入职吧 [01:52.915]Where we have talent flower
我们才能之花盛开的地方 [01:54.858]Valentino: No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power
有了我们的力量，你就会功成名就到你自己都未曾料想到 [01:57.720]Velvette:Let's start with a killer fit
让我们从一套夺人眼球的妆造开始 [01:59.266]Let's get filler in those lips
再给嘴唇打点儿填充物 [02:00.878]Valentino:Wax that gooch and pull that strip
修修毛再撕掉那根蜡条! [02:02.554]Snip, snip, snip
咔嚓 咔嚓 咔嚓 [02:04.099]Velvette:Oh——all of Hell's gonna want you
哦——整个地狱都想要你的加入 [02:08.416]Val&Vel:In this game, no one outdoes us
在这个游戏里没人能超越我们 [02:11.175]No one can outbuzz us
没人能打败我们 [02:12.761]Vees: All you gotta do is trust us
你所需要做的一切就只有 [02:15.492]Trust us
相信我们 只信我们 百分之百相信我们 [02:17.478]Vox: Take all these starring roles
拿下所有主演奖杯 [02:19.431]Valentino: We trademarked all your holes
我们把你所有的洞都注册成商标了 [02:20.842]Vox&Val: There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed
压根没有什么所谓“曝光过度”这种事 [02:24.149]Velvette: Except now they're sick of you
除非他们现在等的太久 [02:25.552]'Cause they've seen way too much
看的太多 都腻了 [02:27.360]But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you
但我们仍旧能从讨厌你的人手里赚到流量! [02:30.218]Vox: Scratch that, they changed the channel
等等，他们换频道了 [02:32.143]And we can't sell the scandal
我们的丑闻行业也要终止了， [02:33.731]Hope you had fun, but we are done with you
希望你玩的开心，因为我们和你彻底完了 [02:35.669]Your run has cancelled
你的热度完蛋了 [02:36.710]We're finished, I'm not kidding
我们结束了，没跟你开玩笑 [02:38.263]Get the **** out of my building!
他吗的立马滚出我的大楼! [02:39.815]Get the **** out of my building!!!
他吗的立马滚出我的大楼!!! [02:41.628]Val&Vel: Snip, snip, snip, bitc*
咔嚓 咔嚓 咔嚓 表子 [02:42.908]Oh—but if you know someone
噢，但如果你认识谁 [02:46.361]You tell 'em that no one outdoes us
你得告诉他们我们是最好的 [02:49.902]No one can outbuzz us
没人能打败我们 [02:51.229]All they gotta do is
他们需要做的一切就只是 [02:53.038]Charlie:Come on in
快进来 [02:53.727]Come on down to Vee Tower
入职3V塔 [02:54.901]Charlie:Here's your key
这是你的钥匙 [02:55.641]And see how great your afterlife could be
等着看你接下来的魔生会有多绚烂吧 [02:59.201]Charlie:We can live in harmony
我们能和谐共处—— [03:04.069]Val&Vel: Why be nice when you can be famous?
当你能变得有名时，谁还需要救赎呢? [03:05.569]Charlie:That's the Hazbin
这就是地狱客栈—— [03:09.372]Val&Vel:Sign and cash in
签名并出道—— [03:11.939]Charlie:Guarantee!
的承诺! [03:14.160]Vox:Yeah, right, bitc*
对，是，你说的都对，臭表子 [03:15.172]Trust me, just me
但相信我，只信我一个就足矣 [03:18.190]Trust—us, no I...
相信——我们，不，我... [03:20.799]I meant to say us!
我的意思是 我们! [03:21.946]Velvet:Uh huh
嗯哼 [03:22.695]Valentino:Yeah okay
ok，好 [03:23.695] 吉他 : Justin Goldner [03:23.923] 键盘 : Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft [03:24.151] 母带工程师 : Nathan Dantzler [03:24.379] 低音吉他 : Justin Goldner [03:24.607] 鼓 : Horacio Paris [03:24.835] 人声 : Erika Henningsen/Christian Borle/Joel Perez/Lilli Cooper/Stephanie Beatriz/Kevin Del Aguila/Krystina Alabado/Keith David/Kimiko Glenn/Amir Talai/Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg [03:25.063] 混音师 : Andrew Maury