外婆的澎湖湾之严重怕老婆版(好歌搞笑歪唱)-群星

[00:11.000]老婆~ [00:11.880] [00:12.440]干吗? [00:13.320]没事,只是想叫叫你的名字 [00:16.010]没事叫我干吗，闲得你呀 [00:18.380]没事,干活去 [00:19.560] [00:20.750]啊? [00:21.820]哦? [00:22.440] [00:23.380]没有老婆 想老婆 [00:25.820]有了老婆 事儿更多 [00:28.120] [00:28.800]每天叫我洗衣做饭 还要把地拖 [00:33.240] [00:34.060]如果不把家务活 我全部都干通 [00:38.490] [00:39.120]啪--的一声 脸上就多出了五个手指头 [00:43.870] [00:44.740]如果老婆一声吼 我全身都发抖 [00:49.180] [00:50.120]如果老婆一声叫我 马上就应到 [00:54.870] [00:55.550]有时候大家问我 为什么会怕老婆 [00:59.930] [01:00.740]我们两个来单条 [01:03.430]我确实打不过 [01:05.430] [01:06.050]好老婆 好老婆 [01:11.060] [01:11.680]求求你 给我点自由 [01:15.990] [01:16.870]我有许多兴趣爱好 [01:21.520]说吧 [01:23.050]上班 [01:23.920]恩? [01:24.480]泡妞 [01:25.170]什么? [01:26.120]和妹妹拉拉手 [01:29.200]也让我享受享受 [01:33.080] [01:34.390]哎哟呵? 你还反了你了 [01:36.690]还想拉妹妹的手 [01:38.130] [01:38.690]我-- 我只是一个构思 [01:41.810]构思?构思也行不 [01:44.090] [01:46.520]老婆听到这句话 [01:48.960]脸色都变了样 [01:50.830] [01:51.770]一把抓住我衣裳 [01:54.140]说你小子想怎样 [01:56.330] [01:57.080]如果老婆你不愿意 就当我放屁 [02:01.520] [02:02.570]即使我什么都不爱 [02:05.380]只爱老婆你 [02:07.190] [02:08.190]老婆板着那一张脸 [02:10.630]吓得我心慌慌 [02:12.630] [02:13.510]脸上汗水流下来 [02:16.430]湿透了我衣裳 [02:18.370] [02:19.240]我说老婆你别生气 [02:21.680]我随便说说的 [02:23.620] [02:24.490]没有老婆你吩咐我怎么敢出去 [02:28.930] [02:29.810]好老婆 好老婆 [02:34.900] [02:35.460]求求你 给我点温柔 [02:39.710] [02:40.650]如果不答应我小小的要求 [02:45.520]哼! [02:46.210]我就 我就实在没有好办法 [02:52.180]只好接着把地板擦