FRIED RICE-Pink Guy

[00:00.00]Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice ***** [00:19.15]You wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice ***** [00:22.52]******* out the weak with agriculture educational [00:25.70]Got me eating seeds and I ain't talking bout f******o [00:28.72]I'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow [00:31.99]I ain't about the oven or the microwave grills [00:33.42]But i know a little bit about the culinary skills [00:35.15]Required [00:35.47]If you wanna roll with the frying pan [00:37.13]Gotta fry with the heart of a c***a m*n [00:38.36]Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my **** [00:40.29]This s*it tastes like v****a man [00:42.19]Now I ain't no Gordon Ramsay [00:43.33]But I make the best damn rice you pansies [00:44.95]A ***** like me came from japan see [00:46.53]Coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties [00:48.24]So if you want a piece of this get in line you piece of s*it [00:51.03]They just keep coming back for more you'd think Jehovah's witnesses [00:54.67]They call me the grain man [00:55.97]Ancient ritual praying can [00:57.60]Help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table [01:00.77]Huh [01:00.90]Have some of my grain and i ain't talking about the f*****g headaches [01:03.79]You get on the morning after fridays [01:05.41]I throw this rice like bridesmaids [01:07.11]STIR, FRY X 8 [01:19.72]CHIN CHIN X 8