Going To Bed Now-Modern Baseball

[00:09.59]What do you give someone [00:12.31]Who's already got one of everything you thought would be the perfect [00:16.64]Accoutrement to their unnerving temperament? [00:21.89]Attention [00:24.54]What could a lowly peasant being like myself [00:29.50]Offer a perfect pleasant savior of humanity [00:33.28]The redeemer of us sickly, sinning hillbillies? [00:39.98]Attention [00:44.94]Just one more resounding stab at all the others [00:51.52]You've almost blown your cover [00:53.53]But your traps don't stick [00:55.77]One more bottle should do the trick [00:58.00]Discreetly cleansing the remnants of every disdainful quip [01:04.27]You found no escape route [01:07.16]But I know you well enough to hate you now [01:15.75]It's too bad you haven't figured that out [01:35.96]What do you call someone [01:38.01]Who calls you out on DIY ethics you don't embody [01:42.62]As he drains his dad and mommy's monthly data plan? [01:48.81]An asshole [01:50.85]With an iPhone [01:54.28]I'll admit, I'm in the same boat [01:56.96]Caught between my adolescent safety net [02:00.23]And where the world wants me to be [02:03.46]But I never use that as an excuse [02:06.39]To treat my friends the way that you treat me [02:30.78]Just one more distorted, sad attempt at humor [02:36.68]From the jagged, bleeding tumor in our throat [02:40.15]Malignance at best, and quick to address yourself [02:45.02]As anything other than what we've learned to expect [02:49.49]The patron saint of Good God Damn [02:54.24]I'll kick myself to sleep [02:55.91]Before I shake that grimy, dirty, crusted, arrogant hand [03:00.46]So please leave my house