A Million Ways To Die-Joel McNeely

[00:09.23]Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears
牛仔男孩和勇敢的拓荒者，伸出你们的眼睛和耳朵 [00:13.54]I've got the need to testify
我需要你们作证 [00:17.71]Don't try to fill your nest out in the open west
不要试图在辽阔的西部建立自己的小窝 [00:21.64]'cuz there's a million ways to die
因为这里蕴藏着无数杀机 [00:28.78]Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
肠子里有六颗子弹或是剪下一张纸 [00:33.14]...too many ways to quantify
有无数量化这种危机的方式 [00:37.33]They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
他们会割断你的脚踝来治疗轻微的感冒 [00:41.36]'cuz there's a million ways to die
因为这里蕴藏着无数杀机 [00:52.67]It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun
在太阳照不到的地方总有危机存在 [00:54.79]If you fall asleep, you fry
若你睡着了，你会死无全尸 [01:01.41]You can live like a saint but there just really ain't
你可以像圣人一样活着但这种可能并不存在 [01:03.30]No avoiding a million ways to die
不能回避的死亡方式有成千上万种 [01:14.70]Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
天花也好大痘也好，还有致命的战斧 [01:18.94]...or God forbid you steal a pie
上帝连个馅饼都不会让你偷走 [01:23.14]They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards
他们会因为你耽于娱乐将你粉身碎骨 [01:27.08]'cuz there's a million ways to die
因为这里蕴藏着无数杀机 [01:34.32]Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
在沙漠中几乎从不见雨 [01:39.02]And you can hear coyotes cry
你听到狼群的嚎叫了吗 [01:42.72]They'll eat you up and then they'll crap you out again
他们会将你吃干抹净并弃尸荒郊野岭 [01:46.53]'cuz there's a million ways to die
因为这里蕴藏着无数杀机 [01:58.30]With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
咻的一声，你的背上会被捅上一刀 [02:00.28]'cuz you got a fancy tie...
只因为你漂亮的领带惹人嫉妒 [02:06.73]It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
我们为这里残酷的生存法则感到愤怒 [02:09.28]Of escaping a million ways to die
但我们没有逃离这种生活方式的可能