I Know It's Today-Jeanine Tesori

[00:00.934]Play the Shrek: The Musical Quiz [00:02.011]Settle in, girls, it's story time [00:07.007]There's a princess in a tower [00:10.526]Oh, my gosh, that's just like me [00:13.776]Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut [00:17.262]But the witch won't set her free [00:20.250]She passes time by singing [00:22.074]Like someone else I know [00:23.796]As years go by she sits and waits [00:25.756]As years go by? Uh oh [00:27.888]A torturous existence [00:30.137]I don't remember this part [00:31.853]She wishes she were dead [00:33.394]Skip ahead, skip ahead [00:35.884]But in the end Rapunzel [00:38.956]Finds a millionaire [00:40.715]The prince is good at climbing [00:43.095]And braiding golden hair [00:47.638]So I know, he'll appear [00:50.947]'Cause there are rules [00:52.330]And there are strictures [00:55.638]I believe the storybooks [00:57.989]I read by candlelight [01:01.492]My white knight and his steed [01:05.340]Will look just like these pictures [01:08.964]It won't be long now, I guarantee [01:14.397]Day number 23 [01:20.076]I know it's today, I know it's today [01:31.929]Oh, here's a good one, it's a classic [01:35.469]There's a princess in a comma [01:38.761]Glad it's her instead of me [01:42.294]Pretty maiden in a glass box [01:46.110]How I wonder does she pee? [01:48.691]Blah, blah, blah, poison apple [01:50.409]Boring, boring, evil queen [01:52.308]Filler, filler, been there, read that [01:54.039]Seven shorties on the scene [01:55.856]Skip ahead, skip ahead [01:58.664]But in the end the princess [02:01.320]Wakes up with a start [02:03.101]The prince is good at kissing [02:05.160]And melting Snow White's heart [02:09.866]So I know, he'll appear [02:13.086]And his armor will be blinding [02:17.957]As shining as his perfect teeth [02:21.089]And manly hose [02:23.537]He'll propose on one knee [02:26.971]And our prenup will be binding [02:30.987]About time we set the wedding date [02:36.668]Day number 958 [02:42.312]I know it's today, he'll show up today [02:54.143]There's a princess, any princess [02:57.756]Take your pick, they're all like me [03:01.424]Not exactly, I'm still waiting [03:04.594]They're living happily [03:08.043]Ever after, better get here [03:09.577]I want love in second's flat [03:11.486]No one needs these middle bits [03:13.262]Oops, did I do that? [03:15.333]Cut the villains, cut the vamping [03:17.456]Cut this fairytale [03:19.283]Cut the peril and the pitfalls [03:20.781]Cut the puppet and the whale [03:22.445]Cut the monsters, cut the curses [03:24.169]Keep the intro, cut the verses [03:26.232]And the waiting, the waiting [03:28.286]The waiting, the waiting, the waiting [03:37.112]But I know, he'll appear [03:40.244]Though I seem a bit bipolar [03:45.041]And I'm a vandal now as well [03:48.575]Though he won't mind [03:50.933]I'm a find, I'm a catch [03:54.404]And a very gifted bowler [03:58.219]It won't be long now, I guarantee [04:03.901]Day number [04:06.388]Are you there, God? [04:09.059]It's me, Fiona, it's me, Fiona [04:19.308]Now I know, he'll appear [04:23.121]'Cause there are rules [04:24.590]And there are strictures [04:27.670]I believe the storybooks [04:30.070]I read by candlelight [04:33.670]My white knight [04:34.890]My knight and his steed [04:37.371]Will look just like these pictures [04:40.714]It won't be long now, I guarantee [04:46.557]Day number 23 [04:48.744]Day number 958 [04:50.824]Day number 8423 [05:00.793]I know it's today, I know it's today [05:03.809]I know it's today, I know it's today [05:05.903]I know it's today, I know it's today [05:09.294]I know it's today [05:14.370]