Much Chubbier (feat. Open Mike Eagle)-MC Frontalot

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Damian A Hess [00:09.52]Yo, billy goats like myself favor hillsides. [00:11.81]We're so good at going up them, it instills pride. [00:14.00]And it feels right, posing on a peak. [00:16.32]From up here, see into the end of next week. [00:18.62]So I speak from observation, brothers: way over yon, [00:20.75]there's an incline that I like to picture us on. [00:23.13]Got the greenest of the grasses that I ever beheld. [00:25.57]With a breeze in our direction, I could tell by the smell [00:28.08]that we've never been fed how this hilltop could feed us. [00:30.62]My bigger brothers, I dream of all three of us [00:32.76]wandering yonder and filling our bellies up. [00:35.03]But! Without us becoming deli cuts [00:37.88]in the process. This is the rub. [00:39.73]Got a stream in between going glubbidy-glub. [00:41.95]The only bridge over, infested by troll. [00:44.27]Hunger in my belly's got me ready, set, go! [00:46.52]Look at me, I could be much chubbier. [00:49.17]If I could eat, you would see much chubbier me, [00:51.62]and then I would be much chubbier. [00:53.84]Look at me, I could be much chubbier. [00:56.58]I'm so scrawny! Much chubbier, [01:00.93]the goat behind me is chubbier. [01:04.76]He's much chubbier. [01:06.68] [01:06.90]Big buck big brother, you're the tallest of all of us. [01:08.02]You could skip the situation like a troll apologist, [01:10.09]non-confrontational, bypass the bridge, [01:12.43]ford the river, meet your brothers on the ridge. What a cinch! [01:14.65]But the kid and the buckling get et in that scenario, [01:17.10]two orders of cabrito by the scary moat. [01:19.59]And I know biggest brother isn't timid. [01:21.88]Make short work: bridge troll, one minute. [01:23.95]But check that bridge, it's thin, it's flimsy. [01:26.44]That thing's finished if you tussle, what a grim scene: [01:29.04]planks and ropes in the water, wave goodbye. [01:31.27]And that's two of us still going hungry tonight. [01:33.62]So follow my lead, I got a notion to negotiate. [01:35.90]Yo, troll, ready up your dinner plate! [01:38.26]Not for me, though. I'm much too slight. [01:40.66]Look and see! I'm the littlest, could barely fill a bite. [01:42.63] [01:44.01]He thinks I'm a plum fool, little does he know. [02:03.92]He thinks he's so smart, I think he's a beanpole. [02:06.23]Look at his chump chop, tiny and sinewy. [02:08.62]His little hind legs, they remind me of centipedes. [02:11.00]I wait for the real meat. That one's a real geek. [02:13.29]This little brainiac's a waste of my appetite. [02:15.68]And if he's lying, well he's got to come back tonight. [02:18.00]I'll play the bad karma coming back to bite. [02:20.34]Here comes big bro, chubbier indeed, [02:22.61]succulent mutton putting my stomach in frenzy! [02:24.91]I've chewed enough wood. I'm hungry and won't wait. [02:27.00]An even chubbier brother, really? You don't say! [02:29.63]If'n it's untrue, I'm seeing you both ways. [02:32.08]If he's really chubbier, I'm feeding the whole day. [02:34.31]I'm thinking of skirt steaks. My tummy starts rumbling. [02:36.85]It feels like an earthquake... am I going berserk? Wait! [02:39.30]Waaaaaaaaughhhh... [02:41.66] [02:42.64]Later, troll! Hey biggest brother, dry off, salad bar's open.