Bollywood-Liz Phair

[00:01.19] [00:09.67]I was trippin' lookin' at my portfolio [00:11.28] [00:11.84]Wonderin' how I was gonna make enough dough you know [00:14.22]Called up a friend who wrote for 'One Tree Hill' and 'Jericho' [00:16.53]He had a job for me and check it with a four-letter company [00:19.23] [00:23.24]Hey I got a proposition for you [00:25.32]How 'bout you let me keep my profits as a scorer [00:27.68]Record sales are shrinkin' I'm gettin' poorer [00:29.71]I got a kid to feed how 'bout you cut a deal with me [00:32.25]Ha hey look Liz we see you as a commodity [00:34.81]We've been with you since day one and that's an oddity [00:37.02]And after a series of phone calls to the great publishing houses [00:39.50]O Ursa Minor I reached my representative who pulled out the [00:43.72] [00:45.52]From the File Cabinet [00:47.31] [00:49.22]In the form of tablets made of stone [00:53.11] [00:55.51]Then he said [00:56.59]Let me see it's here in my folder [00:58.82]Oh **** you're twenty years older [01:00.94]Still hot but gettin' a lot colder [01:03.21]And you wanna cut a what with me [01:05.66]Lemme tell you how it's done here in the Hollywood [01:07.99]Maybe you was thinkin' you was in the Bollywood [01:10.07]If I wanna break the rule you know I probably could [01:12.23] [01:17.22]Liz I'd love to help you out [01:18.64]But we have what we call Standards & Practices [01:20.21]In legal terms we're referring to this as a recoupable interest [01:22.45]In an artist's compositions on vinyl plastic digital [01:24.77]And all transmittable airwaves for a period [01:26.83]Of no less than six or nine years in all territories of the Earth [01:29.42]The solar system and the known universe [01:30.91] [01:37.45]And I replied [01:38.34] [01:38.97]Listen here my dear little Roni [01:41.27]Don't you give me no phoney-baloney [01:43.34]This is not 'My First Pretty Pony' [01:45.53]Don't you know you're ******' with me [01:47.32] [01:48.08]Oh it's a bad day for the pool boy [01:50.37]Come to clean and discover you boy [01:52.56]Face down and feet turnin' blue boy [01:54.84]Now your eyes are closed you finally have the sight to see [01:57.41]It's all mine [01:59.35]It's all mine [02:00.54] [02:01.51]It's all mine [02:03.92]Na na na na na na na na